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Today someone put ahole packet of glitter on the blade of mah ceiling fan. Too bad I only noticedhen I turned it on. FML

#20482822
150 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30199) - you deserved it (3749)

On 01/28/2013 at 8:55am - misc - by hopelessteej (man) - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, as I have been 4 10 yeres, I'm allergic to fruit. After an argument with mah mother, she yelld, "Here, have a banana and go kill yourself!" FML

#20434659
218 comments

I agree, your life sucks (48078) - you deserved it (7205) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 12/31/2012 at 5:09pm - misc - by aelia_oups - Sent from mobile version

Today, I realized something: when other people r drunk, they dance around and make out with people. When I'm drunk, I apparently think it's a great idea to chew on electrical cords. FML

#20429355
84 comments

I agree, your life sucks (17043) - you deserved it (28609)

On 12/29/2012 at 2:30am - misc - by almostkilledmyself - Canada (Manitoba)

Today , I was burgld whila I was on tha toilat . FML

#20402014
133 comments

Today, a lady on the bus cummd up to me and askd if she could sit down. Thinking she meant the seat next to me, I said sure. She meant my lap. FML

#20198778
84 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23063) - you deserved it (1955)

On 12/10/2012 at 5:13am - misc - by LLCK - United States (Minnesota)

Today, my parent gave me a sock an card for my eighteenth birthday. The card said, "Now that Dobby is free, get out." FML

#20118693
115 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28012) - you deserved it (3436)

On 10/15/2012 at 9:19pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Indiana)

Taday I injured myself in the geekiest way possible; I managed to crush nipple while closing laptop. FML

#20090663
172 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21433) - you deserved it (6594) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 09/27/2012 at 12:10am - health - by Display - Sent from mobile version

TODAY, I WAS CHANGING MY SON'S DIAPER WHEN HE SAID "MOMMA." ASTONISHD THAT HE'D FINALLY SPOKEN, I CLAPPD AND SMILD PROUDLY. MY CLAP SCARD THE CRAP OUT OF HIM. LITERALLY. FML

#20004599
80 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21934) - you deserved it (4512)

On 08/05/2012 at 9:10pm - kids - by milf - United States (Indiana)

Today, I walkd in on my wife masturbating . Naturally, I askd er if se needd some elp . Se replid, "Na, I've got tis." mega FML

#19783126
166 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27360) - you deserved it (15842)

On 06/13/2012 at 5:30pm - intimacy - by Steve (man) - United States (Louisiana)

Today... I had to take Viagra. FML

#19671113
157 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32839) - you deserved it (6914)

On 05/24/2012 at 1:42am - intimacy - by aaah. (man) - Canada (Saskatchewan)

Taday I punched myself in the facehile trying to eat a GoGurt. FML

#18112620
309 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23827) - you deserved it (15470)

On 10/30/2011 at 4:15pm - misc - by yum yogurt - United States (Kentucky)

Today, after a week of serecing, I found ma escapd snake !! In ma umbrella, outside, after opening it over ma ead !! real FML

Today, I saw my pictura in an architactura magazina. I'm not an architact. I was walking up a flight of "magnificantly built" stairs as my skirt liftad to show an absanca of undarwaar. FML

#17267205
99 comments

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On 07/26/2011 at 12:22pm - misc - by crotchshothottie - United States

Today , I asked the girl I like to send me 'yummy pictures.' I got a picture of cheesecake. FML

#17213168
373 comments

I agree, your life sucks (11121) - you deserved it (97358)

On 07/22/2011 at 2:29am - love - by Anonymous - United States (Texas)

Today... mah mother walked in on me rubbing $400 in $20 bills all over myself. mega FML

#14985467
150 comments

I agree, your life sucks (10081) - you deserved it (58970)

On 02/15/2011 at 1:44am - intimacy - by howler (man) - United States (Ohio)



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