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TheKitchenSink
  • Town/Country : Kingston, USA
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Thursday 14 June 1984 (29 years)
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  • Number of comments : 23
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Today, I drove my two kids to their friends' houses. In my convertible, looking what I though was my best, I slowed down outside a bar with cute 20 year old girls in front. My daughter noticed the speed reduction and said, "Keep driving dad, you're fat and mom left you for a reason." FML

#196936
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I agree, your life sucks (47743) - you deserved it (38083)

On 03/03/2009 at 4:27pm - kids - by Fat Dad (man) - United States (Missouri)

Today, I was walking through Borders with my girlfriend, when we pass a girl scout cookies stand. I see a box of Samoas, my favorite, point at them, and shout, 'YEAH'. My girlfriend looks shocked. Behind the box of cookies was a five year old scout bending over, with her bottom pointed at me. FML

#170218
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I agree, your life sucks (52071) - you deserved it (13675)

On 03/01/2009 at 12:55pm - misc - by Scottrick (man) - United States (Virginia)

Today, I told my dad I was leaving to get some beauty sleep. He looked at me laughing and said "See you in a decade." FML

#52270
36 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34765) - you deserved it (5400)

On 02/16/2009 at 10:05am - misc - by mags (woman) - United States (Connecticut)

Today, I told a friend that he looked smarter with his glasses on. He took them off and said "oh, and now you look more handsome". FML

#141
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I agree, your life sucks (12203) - you deserved it (34649)

On 10/29/2008 at 7:08am - misc - by loser - United Kingdom (Cambridgeshire)



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