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by Kevin / 02/13/2012 at 1:00am / United States / Love
by Anonymous / 01/26/2012 at 11:45am / United States (Rhode Island) / Health
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me for a familiar reason; I apparently have night terrors that make me "Impossible to sleep in the same room with." I don't ever remember these dreams. Every other girlfriend I've had has ended up breaking things off with me for the same reason. FML
by Anonymous / 12/09/2011 at 9:55pm / Canada / Miscellaneous
Today, after my roommate decided to become a vegetarian, her new food choices are making her pass deadly, nauseating gas all night. We have a busted window that won't open. I'm afraid I may not live to see tomorrow morning. FML
by pinkleopleurodon / 12/09/2011 at 7:23am / United States / Miscellaneous
Today, I heard vibrating from inside my husband's desk drawer. Since he's away for the weekend, I investigated. I found an unfamiliar cellphone with an inbound call. I answered it. Turns out, it was his mistress. Neither of us can get a hold of him. FML
by Anonymous / 12/04/2011 at 6:52pm / United States (Maine) / Love
by Anonymous / 11/16/2011 at 9:24pm / United States (Texas) / Transportation
Today, it was my birthday. We had a huge family dinner and everyone was invited, including my boyfriend. My family is kind of stuck-up, so I was very nervous about him meeting them. He got into an argument with my uncle over how "awesome" Van Halen is, and ignored me all night. FML
by SNBBFF / 10/25/2011 at 3:10am / United States (Florida) / Love
by WhoopteeDooDoo / 10/12/2011 at 6:47pm / United States (Texas) / Money
Today, I saw a girl wearing a Nirvana shirt. Since Nirvana has been my favorite band for a long time, I tried striking up a conversation with her. Turns out she doesn't even listen to them, and only bought the shirt because she "liked the smiley face." FML
by storksleuth / 10/04/2011 at 4:57am / United States (Nevada) / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 07/01/2011 at 6:02pm / United States (Texas) / Miscellaneous
by ugh annoying / 07/01/2011 at 3:41am / United States (Minnesota) / Miscellaneous
by 8sq / 06/10/2011 at 9:32pm / United States (Minnesota) / Health
by Artic / 04/12/2011 at 12:00am / United States (New York) / Intimacy
by lorrilanee / 11/20/2010 at 1:20am / Australia (New South Wales) / Love
Today, I'm training to be a nurse in a hospital. Our teacher asked for a volunteer to demonstrate how bed restraints work. After I was shackled to the bed she said, "Now let's make sure they work. Are you ticklish?" My entire class tickled me until I screamed, cried and nearly wet my pants. FML
by nurse / 11/03/2010 at 8:08am / Reserved / Work
- Today, my boyfriend and I were in our room getting hot and heavy. As he was entering me, he started… Today, I asked my boyfriend if he could finally go down on me. He said, "No, that's disgusting" and… Today, I took my girlfriend to meet my parents at a family dinner. There was plenty of alcohol on…
- Today, While at a resort, my friends and I decided to go to the indoor pool. I was surprised when I… Today, I was complaining to a coworker about how my manager had changed my schedule without telling… Today, I was invited to walk to Dunkin Donuts with the guy I like. I was really excited until his…