About TheEmoSuperman : "Getcha pull" - Darrell 'Dimebag' Abbott
I'm into rock, metal and most sub-genres of rock and metal too. The type of music people listen to can tell you a lot about who they are.
This should be sufficient.
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Today, I saw a girl wearing a Nirvana shirt. Since Nirvana has been my favorite band for a long time, I tried striking up a conversation with her. Turns out she doesn't even listen to them, and only bought the shirt because she "liked the smiley face." FML
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On 10/04/2011 at 4:57am - misc - by storksleuth (man) - United States (Nevada)
Today, my dad spent a full half hour trying to convince me that Judaism is a race. FML
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On 07/01/2011 at 6:02pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Texas)
Today, my sister was on shrooms. I wasn't able to tackle her before she called the cops to say that her books were trying to eat her face off. FML
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On 07/01/2011 at 3:41am - misc - by ugh annoying - United States (Minnesota)
Today, I learned the hard way that yes, a fork can get stuck in your braces. FML
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On 06/10/2011 at 9:32pm - health - by 8sq (man) - United States (Minnesota)
Today, I finally made out with my boyfriend. Let's just say his idea of making out is moving his tongue like a lizard. FML
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On 11/20/2010 at 1:20am - love - by lorrilanee (woman) - Australia (New South Wales)
Today, I'm training to be a nurse in a hospital. Our teacher asked for a volunteer to demonstrate how bed restraints work. After I was shackled to the bed she said, "Now let's make sure they work. Are you ticklish?" My entire class tickled me until I screamed, cried and nearly wet my pants. FML
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On 11/03/2010 at 8:08am - work - by nurse (woman) - Reserved
Today, my boyfriend was coming over so I bought this sexy corset, some fishnets, stilettos and see-through thong. After my dad left I dressed up and a few minutes later the doorbell rang. I answered it, whip in hand. It was my dad. He forgot his keys. I'm grounded. FML
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On 03/01/2009 at 2:27pm - intimacy - by thissucks (woman) - United States (California)
Today, my boyfriend fell asleep during phone sex. FML
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On 01/27/2009 at 6:22am - intimacy - by Noname - United States (Texas)
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