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TheEmoSuperman

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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Not specified
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 422
  • Number of comments : 33
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 3 posted

About TheEmoSuperman : I'm into rock, metal and most sub-genres of rock and metal too.

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TheEmoSuperman's favorite FMLs

Today, my dad spent a full half hour trying to convince me that Judaism is a race. FML

#16938868
74 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23859) - you deserved it (5818)

On 07/01/2011 at 6:02pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Texas)

Today, my sister was on shrooms. I wasn't able to tackle her before she called the cops to say that her books were trying to eat her face off. FML

#16932520
169 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31365) - you deserved it (3509)

On 07/01/2011 at 3:41am - misc - by ugh annoying - United States (Minnesota)

Today, I learned the hard way that yes, a fork can get stuck in your braces. FML

#16601397
195 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27649) - you deserved it (15009)

On 06/10/2011 at 9:32pm - health - by 8sq (man) - United States (Minnesota)

Today, I finally made out with my boyfriend. Let's just say his idea of making out is moving his tongue like a lizard. FML

#13907049
110 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28755) - you deserved it (4572)

On 11/20/2010 at 1:20am - love - by lorrilanee (woman) - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, I'm training to be a nurse in a hospital. Our teacher asked for a volunteer to demonstrate how bed restraints work. After I was shackled to the bed she said, "Now let's make sure they work. Are you ticklish?" My entire class tickled me until I screamed, cried and nearly wet my pants. FML

#13699174
137 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31442) - you deserved it (4672)

On 11/03/2010 at 8:08am - work - by nurse (woman) - Reserved

Today, my boyfriend was coming over so I bought this sexy corset, some fishnets, stilettos and see-through thong. After my dad left I dressed up and a few minutes later the doorbell rang. I answered it, whip in hand. It was my dad. He forgot his keys. I'm grounded. FML

#170978
257 comments

I agree, your life sucks (46587) - you deserved it (157210)

On 03/01/2009 at 2:27pm - intimacy - by thissucks (woman) - United States (California)

Today, my boyfriend fell asleep during phone sex. FML

#2777
38 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19217) - you deserved it (24210)

On 01/27/2009 at 6:22am - intimacy - by Noname - United States (Texas)



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