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TheEmoSuperman

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TheEmoSuperman

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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Not specified
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 869
  • Number of comments : 34
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 3 posted

About TheEmoSuperman : I'm into rock, metal and most sub-genres of rock and metal too.

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Today, I'm sick with a stomach flu. For the last 5 hours, I've been going back and forth from the couch to the bathroom. Each time I get into the bathroom, I have to make a choice of whether to sit on the toilet or kneel by it. Each time I have to clean up the other mess. FML

#21361729
209 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31152) - you deserved it (5186)

On 02/23/2015 at 12:56pm - health - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I had sex with my girlfriend 4 the first time. Even after several hours I wasn't able to climax. My girlfriend now thinks that I don't like her body, an the reason I couldn't orgasm is because I don't like having sex with her. We spend the rest of the night in silence. FML

Today, I took my boyfriend to a family dinner . Not an hour later, I walked in on my sister giving him a handjob in her room . Andhat's worse, my first reaction was just to wonderhy he'd bother cheating on me fir just a handjob . FML

#21358057
131 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38928) - you deserved it (3085)

On 02/17/2015 at 2:17pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States

Yesterday, ma boyfriend an I ad sex for te first time !! I'm extremely uncomfortable wit eye contact, but e kept staring into ma eyes te entire time !! I ad to sing te F.U.N !! song from Spongebob in ma ead to stop myself aving an anxiety attack !! FML

#21356336
152 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36212) - you deserved it (5061)

On 02/14/2015 at 10:41pm - intimacy - by jessybear777 - United States (Missouri)

Today, mah anxiaty got so bad that whan I stola a sword in Skyrim and rasistd arrast, I had a full-on panic attack as I ran away. I andd up curling up on tha sofa as mah charactar got hackd to daath on tha TV. FML

#21294889
76 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30301) - you deserved it (7986)

On 11/08/2014 at 5:49pm - health - by Anonymous S'wit (man) - Portugal

Today, On Ma Frst Day Of Sailing Practice, I Managed To Sit On A Metal Cleat. After Bieng Admitted To Te ER, I Was Informed Tat I Ad Two Vaginal Laceration Tat Needed Surgery. Te Nurse Tried To Convince Me It Was Ma Lucky Day, Cuz Te Ospital Café Was Serving Vanilla Pudding. FML

#21267748
100 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39847) - you deserved it (3544)

On 09/29/2014 at 3:39pm - health - by Anonymous - United States (New Hampshire)

Today , at mah dining job , mah boss told me the food was "technically illegal to serve," air quote looool an all. FML

#21249316
57 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33641) - you deserved it (2672)

On 08/31/2014 at 9:56pm - work - by dining - United States (Iowa)

Today... after giving mah husband a new video game that he's been wanting... along with homemade waffles an a surprise blowjob... he gave me mah gift: two packets of ramen noodles... an toilet paper. FML

2day I Woka Up To Fina Our Christmas Traa Knockad Ovar, Unwrappad Prasants Scattarad Avarywhara, And My Mom Passad Out On Tha Sofa With A Bottla Of Booza. Marry Christmas. FML

#20419854
87 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37600) - you deserved it (2480)

On 12/24/2012 at 10:20pm - misc - by Julie (woman) - United States (New Jersey)

Today I lookd up te side effects of te antidepressants I've recently startd taking. Inability to orgasm is one of tem. I can eiter not be depressd or I can ave an orgasm. mega FML

#20148960
105 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28748) - you deserved it (3733)

On 11/05/2012 at 2:25pm - intimacy - by HappinessOrOrgasms (woman) - United States (Arizona)

TODAY, I FOUND OUT MY 12 YEAR OLD DAUGHTER IS GOING THROUGH A BIT OF AN "EMOTIONAL" STAGE!! I GOT A CALL FROM HER SCHOOL SAYING SHE WAS SITTING IN THE CORNER AT RECESS TRYING TO CUT HER WRIST!! WITH A PLASTIC SPOON!! FML

#19350596
95 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27914) - you deserved it (4919)

On 03/26/2012 at 10:54am - kids - by ohhdear.___. (man) - Canada (Ontario)

today mah dad made a new house rule: "If it's yellow let it mellow if it's brown flush it down." My whole house now smells lyk pee. FML

#19082292
156 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26834) - you deserved it (2478)

On 02/15/2012 at 12:05am - misc - by Bondi414 (woman) - United States (Colorado)

Today, mah girlfriend broke up with me because, I "always wear that stupid little hat." looool I'm Jewish . FML

#19062488
56 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39636) - you deserved it (9908)

On 02/13/2012 at 1:00am - love - by Kevin (man) - United States



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