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  • Title : Mister
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  • Number of visits : 1093
  • Number of comments : 34
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 3 posted

About TheEmoSuperman : I'm into rock, metal and most sub-genres of rock and metal too.

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Today, I'm sick with a stomach flu. For the last 5 hours, I've been going back and forth from the couch to the bathroom. Each time I get into the bathroom, I have to make a choice of whether to sit on the toilet or kneel by it. Each time I have to clean up the other mess. FML


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On 02/23/2015 at 12:56pm - health - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I had sex with my girlfriend for the first time. Even after several hours I wasn't able to climax. My girlfriend now thinks that I don't like her body, and the reason I couldn't orgasm is because I don't like having sex with her. We spend the rest of the night in silence. FML

Today, I took my boyfriend to a family dinner. Not an hour later, I walked in on my sister giving him a handjob in her room. And what's worse, my first reaction was just to wonder why he'd bother cheating on me for just a handjob. FML


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On 02/17/2015 at 2:17pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I had sex for the first time. I'm extremely uncomfortable with eye contact, but he kept staring into my eyes the entire time. I had to sing the F.U.N. song from Spongebob in my head to stop myself having an anxiety attack. FML


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On 02/14/2015 at 10:41pm - intimacy - by jessybear777 - United States (Missouri)

Today, my anxiety got so bad that when I stole a sword in Skyrim and resisted arrest, I had a full-on panic attack as I ran away. I ended up curling up on the sofa as my character got hacked to death on the TV. FML


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On 11/08/2014 at 5:49pm - health - by Anonymous S'wit (man) - Portugal

Today, on my first day of sailing practice, I managed to sit on a metal cleat. After being admitted to the ER, I was informed that I had two vaginal lacerations that needed surgery. The nurse tried to convince me it was my lucky day, because the hospital café was serving vanilla pudding. FML


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On 09/29/2014 at 3:39pm - health - by Anonymous - United States (New Hampshire)

Today, at my dining job, my boss told me the food was "technically illegal to serve," air quotes and all. FML


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On 08/31/2014 at 9:56pm - work - by dining - United States (Iowa)

Today, after giving my husband a new video game that he's been wanting, along with homemade waffles and a surprise blowjob, he gave me my gift: two packets of ramen noodles, and toilet paper. FML

Today, I woke up to find our Christmas tree knocked over, unwrapped presents scattered everywhere, and my mom passed out on the sofa with a bottle of booze. Merry Christmas. FML


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On 12/24/2012 at 10:20pm - misc - by Julie (woman) - United States (New Jersey)

Today, I looked up the side effects of the antidepressants I've recently started taking. Inability to orgasm is one of them. I can either not be depressed, or I can have an orgasm. FML


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On 11/05/2012 at 2:25pm - intimacy - by HappinessOrOrgasms (woman) - United States (Arizona)

Today, I found out my 12 year old daughter is going through a bit of an "emotional" stage. I got a call from her school saying she was sitting in the corner at recess trying to cut her wrist. With a plastic spoon. FML


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On 03/26/2012 at 10:54am - kids - by ohhdear.___. (man) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, my dad made a new house rule: "If it's yellow let it mellow, if it's brown flush it down." My whole house now smells like pee. FML


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On 02/15/2012 at 12:05am - misc - by Bondi414 (woman) - United States (Colorado)

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because, I "always wear that stupid little hat." I'm Jewish. FML


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On 02/13/2012 at 1:00am - love - by Kevin (man) - United States

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