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TheEmoSuperman
  • Town/Country : Canada
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 323
  • Number of comments : 32
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 3 posted

About TheEmoSuperman : "Getcha pull" - Darrell 'Dimebag' Abbott

I'm into rock, metal and most sub-genres of rock and metal too. The type of music people listen to can tell you a lot about who they are.

This should be sufficient.

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Today, after giving my husband a new video game that he's been wanting, along with homemade waffles and a surprise blowjob, he gave me my gift: two packets of ramen noodles, and toilet paper. FML

Today, I woke up to find our Christmas tree knocked over, unwrapped presents scattered everywhere, and my mom passed out on the sofa with a bottle of booze. Merry Christmas. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (35581) - you deserved it (2320)

On 12/24/2012 at 10:20pm - misc - by Julie (woman) - United States (New Jersey)

Today, I found out my 12 year old daughter is going through a bit of an "emotional" stage. I got a call from her school saying she was sitting in the corner at recess trying to cut her wrist. With a plastic spoon. FML

#19350596
95 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22947) - you deserved it (4441)

On 03/26/2012 at 10:54am - kids - by ohhdear.___. (man) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, my dad made a new house rule: "If it's yellow let it mellow, if it's brown flush it down." My whole house now smells like pee. FML

#19082292
155 comments

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On 02/15/2012 at 12:05am - misc - by Bondi414 (woman) - United States (Colorado)

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because, I "always wear that stupid little hat." I'm Jewish. FML

#19062488
53 comments

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On 02/13/2012 at 1:00am - love - by Kevin (man) - United States

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because, I "always wear that stupid little hat." I'm Jewish. FML

#19062488
53 comments

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On 02/13/2012 at 1:00am - love - by Kevin (man) - United States

Today, I accidentally slammed a door on my own arm flab. FML

#18915455
187 comments

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On 01/26/2012 at 11:45am - health - by Anonymous - United States (Rhode Island)

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me for a familiar reason; I apparently have night terrors that make me "Impossible to sleep in the same room with." I don't ever remember these dreams. Every other girlfriend I've had has ended up breaking things off with me for the same reason. FML

#18471857
202 comments

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On 12/09/2011 at 9:55pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - Canada

Today, after my roommate decided to become a vegetarian, her new food choices are making her pass deadly, nauseating gas all night. We have a busted window that won't open. I'm afraid I may not live to see tomorrow morning. FML

#18467127
107 comments

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On 12/09/2011 at 7:23am - misc - by pinkleopleurodon - United States

Today, I heard vibrating from inside my husband's desk drawer. Since he's away for the weekend, I investigated. I found an unfamiliar cellphone with an inbound call. I answered it. Turns out, it was his mistress. Neither of us can get a hold of him. FML

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229 comments

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On 12/04/2011 at 6:52pm - love - by Anonymous - United States (Maine)

Today, I got into a car accident. The other party left the scene immediately after without exchanging insurance information. Deer can be so rude. FML

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132 comments

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On 11/16/2011 at 9:24pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Texas)

Today, it was my birthday. We had a huge family dinner and everyone was invited, including my boyfriend. My family is kind of stuck-up, so I was very nervous about him meeting them. He got into an argument with my uncle over how "awesome" Van Halen is, and ignored me all night. FML

#18070147
137 comments

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On 10/25/2011 at 3:10am - love - by SNBBFF - United States (Florida)

Today, I pulled into the gas station to fill up only to realize I had forgot my wallet. By the time I went home, got it, and came back, the price had gone up eleven cents. FML

#17969396
100 comments

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On 10/12/2011 at 6:47pm - money - by WhoopteeDooDoo (man) - United States (Texas)

Today, I saw a girl wearing a Nirvana shirt. Since Nirvana has been my favorite band for a long time, I tried striking up a conversation with her. Turns out she doesn't even listen to them, and only bought the shirt because she "liked the smiley face." FML

#17902155
65 comments

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On 10/04/2011 at 4:57am - misc - by storksleuth (man) - United States (Nevada)



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