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TheCerealKiller

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TheCerealKiller
  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Monday 14 October 1996 (19 years old)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 2744
  • Number of comments : 126
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 38 posted

About TheCerealKiller : I am a serial cereal killer.

TheCerealKiller's page activity

Visits<b>JulietMarie</b> - the 06/07/2016 at 9:13pm<b>OmgimBored</b> - the 05/05/2016 at 1:01am<b>wafflelover</b> - the 05/03/2016 at 5:55pm<b>sammy011</b> - the 03/31/2016 at 8:02pm<b>TheAspieDork</b> - the 02/24/2016 at 11:38am<b>gobiteme2</b> - the 02/17/2016 at 12:06am<b>TheOneButNotOnly</b> - the 01/23/2016 at 3:30pm<b>Wontonfon</b> - the 01/23/2016 at 1:38pm<b>spockadelic</b> - the 01/23/2016 at 5:56am<b>zr11990</b> - the 01/23/2016 at 1:17am<b>AcidBurn84</b> - the 01/22/2016 at 12:27pm<b>dman30</b> - the 01/22/2016 at 10:02am<b>dcam13</b> - the 01/22/2016 at 4:10am<b>edmunson</b> - the 01/22/2016 at 12:50am<b>brittanyleann72</b> - the 01/21/2016 at 11:39pm<b>marshm610</b> - the 01/21/2016 at 11:38pm<b>BenHalf</b> - the 01/21/2016 at 10:49pm<b>Tenker</b> - the 01/21/2016 at 10:47pm

Fucked!<b>wafflelover</b> - the 04/04/2016 at 3:52pm<b>TheOneButNotOnly</b> - the 01/23/2016 at 9:30pm<b>spockadelic</b> - the 01/23/2016 at 11:56am<b>dcam13</b> - the 01/22/2016 at 10:11am<b>Tenker</b> - the 01/22/2016 at 4:47am<b>nicolai44</b> - the 01/22/2016 at 4:42am<b>tin_cup</b> - the 01/21/2016 at 7:12pm<b>pratikp03</b> - the 01/21/2016 at 3:45pm<b>kyle_s_97</b> - the 01/21/2016 at 1:56pm<b>Nahpets</b> - the 01/21/2016 at 12:50pm<b>fastman19</b> - the 01/21/2016 at 12:36pm<b>JusstJef</b> - the 01/21/2016 at 11:12am<b>Envy22</b> - the 12/27/2015 at 1:32am<b>arano</b> - the 12/02/2015 at 5:04pm<b>Candygrl987</b> - the 05/22/2015 at 12:41am<b>_kyleG_</b> - the 04/25/2015 at 10:26pm<b>TheTshirt</b> - the 04/24/2015 at 6:17pm<b>ReverseCarb</b> - the 04/24/2015 at 6:10pm

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TheCerealKiller's favorite FMLs

Today, my professor's son died in a car accident and class has been cancelled until further notice. All my friends were delighted and cheered about it in front of me. I was dating my professor's son. FML

by Anonymous / 02/10/2011 at 1:38pm / Ireland (Dublin) / Miscellaneous

Today, while in my room sleeping, my little brother deemed it necessary to come in and drop a book on my face. When I sat up with a now bloody nose, he looked at me, pointed, and said "You've just been facebooked" and ran away giggling. FML

by Malakai / 02/02/2011 at 12:57am / United States / Kids

Today, my cat died while walking around the kitchen. He had a heart attack when the toaster popped out two slices of bread. FML

by Anonymous / 01/29/2011 at 3:09am / France / Animals

Today, while I was working at McDonald's, a man and his wife ordered a Sundae. I gave the guy his sundae and realized I'd forgotten something. I said, "One second sir. Let me grab your nuts." I realized what I said when his wife gave me the death glare. FML

by stifledbyyou / 12/11/2010 at 7:06pm / United States (Louisiana) / Work

Today, I was showing my Mom how to use the Internet on her phone. As there was bad reception, it said "Unexpected Failure." Seeing it, she muttered under her breath, "Just like you, then..." FML

by unexpected_failure / 11/22/2010 at 1:35pm / United Kingdom (Belfast) / Miscellaneous

Today, I slipped on the wet floor at work and sprained my wrist badly. I was carrying the wet floor sign so no one would slip. FML

by babygirllxo / 07/13/2010 at 2:28pm / Canada (Nova Scotia) / Work

Today, I was buying condoms for my girlfriend and myself. While at the checkout counter, my guy friend sees me, runs to me, puts his arm around me, kisses me on the cheek, then yells "Thank you baby!" There were about twenty people behind me, they all gave me dirty looks. FML

by imustbegay / 05/09/2010 at 10:20am / United States / Intimacy

Today, we were working with infant and adult CPR dummies. After practising flawless CPR on the adult dummy, I announced "And that's how you save someone." Then I tripped on the baby dummy and fell. My co-worker stood up and yelled out, "And that's how you kill a baby." FML

by DUMMIE / 03/03/2010 at 7:07pm / United States (Illinois) / Miscellaneous

Today, I realized that my husband has a video games addiction. I am currently pregnant; he brought us to the same country he's in so we can finally live together, only for me to witness him being glued to his laptop all day and all night playing WoW. He's forgotten I even existed. FML

by sasquatch21 / 02/21/2010 at 8:36am / Bahrain (Al Manamah) / Miscellaneous

Today, while serving a rather large party at the restaurant where I work, I mentioned that the soup of the day was "to die for". After the hosts gave me weird looks, it dawned on me that the reason they were wearing all black is because they've just come back from a funeral. FML

by Anonymous / 02/17/2010 at 11:32am / Canada (Ontario) / Work

Today, my dog farted next to my CPAP sleep/breathing machine. The machine sucked up her fart, compressed it, and promptly injected it up both of my nostrils. FML

by Dog fart / 02/13/2010 at 11:08am / United States / Animals

Today, when setting up for a rehearsal, my eldest teacher was standing next to me. My music teacher announces that it will be a tight fit and hard for everyone to fit in the area. The old teacher next to me leans over and whispers, "I'd like to fit in your tight area." FML

by pinky / 02/12/2010 at 12:13am / Australia (Victoria) / Intimacy

Today, I was skiing really fast and there was a sign saying 'Slow Down'. Feeling rather good about myself I decided to jump over the sign. Whilst jumping, however, I caught my ski tips on the sign and went face first into the ground. Hard. FML

by Skier / 01/28/2010 at 9:01pm / Canada (British Columbia) / Health

Today, a man I don't know came up to me and started screaming about how "all you damn Mexicans were stealing American's jobs" and he stormed off. I'm Native American, and I'm pretty sure we've been here longer. FML

by hardtotell / 01/21/2010 at 7:45pm / United States (Utah) / Miscellaneous

Today, the guy I like called me, and my mom picked up. Just as it happened I slipped and fell in the shower and was sitting there moaning. The guy asked if he could speak to me, but my mom heard me and answered "Well, she is masturbating right now, but I'll tell her to call you later!". FML

by notexactly / 12/28/2009 at 7:48pm / Sweden (Stockholms Lan) / Intimacy