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ThatGirL0391

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  • Number of visits : 871
  • Number of comments : 24
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About ThatGirL0391 : I'm 19, and a freshman at college. If you're nice, I'll be nice, simple as that. I have my own style, so don't judge me til you get to know me! ;) Things I'm into: shopping, dancing, singing (in my room), late night hangouts, driving, bowling, the beach, concerts, movie nights(comedy and chick flicks), make up, and dope ass music! (Alternative, Metal, and Hip Hop)

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I had to pretend to give birth in a play. I wantd to make it a realistic as possible but endd up crapping myself on stage by accident. FML

#5774504
145 comments

I agree, your life sucks (55007) - you deserved it (27818)

On 10/11/2009 at 11:42am - misc - by oxjessiiox (woman) - United Kingdom (Leicestershire)

2day in te middle of te nigt I was punced in te face by my frigtened grlfriend wo ad just been awoken by er own fart. FML

#5550225
146 comments

I agree, your life sucks (64730) - you deserved it (4728)

On 09/29/2009 at 5:21pm - love - by P0wned (man) - France (Bretagne)

TODAY, MAH BOYFRIEND ASKD ME TO MARRY HIM BY HANDING ME A RING AND TELLING ME, "OKAY WE'RE ENGAGD NOW." I SHOULD HAVE SEEN IT COMINGHEN WE STARTD DATING, I WENT TO HIS HOUSE ONE NIGHT AND AS I WAS LEAVING HE SAID, "OKAY YOUR MAH GIRLFRIEND NOW." FAT FML

#5407615
187 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38239) - you deserved it (15381)

On 09/22/2009 at 12:27am - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Oklahoma)

Today , I Was Feeling Sick And I Farted So Loud In The School's Grls Bathroom. Some Boys Overheard From The Hall And Called Everyone Over. I Cummed Out Only To Fine About 20 Guys Staring Anxiously At The Bathroom's Door To See Who I Was. FML

#4883657
125 comments

I agree, your life sucks (47496) - you deserved it (6342)

On 08/28/2009 at 2:30pm - health - by minnie (woman) - United States

Today.. . I was trying to hava sax with my boyfriand.. . David . I moanad his nama and ha whisparad.. . "I'm not David." Than.. . with an Italian accant.. . ha said.. . "It's-a-ma! Mario!" FML

#4882481
345 comments

I agree, your life sucks (63235) - you deserved it (16046)

On 08/28/2009 at 1:11pm - intimacy - by Michelle (woman) - United States (Maine)

Today , my mom told ma sha was gatting trad of that small of marijuana in tha housa. So I confass and tall har I will navar bring it homa again. Sha was talking about my naighbors. FML

#4874504
205 comments

I agree, your life sucks (13410) - you deserved it (62471)

On 08/28/2009 at 12:42am - misc - by Dumbweed (man) - United States (New York)

Today, at work, I was putting away clots in te Men's department,en a guy came and startd sopping in te aisle in front of me. He kept staring at me non-stop. Getting fd up, I said ( Wat are u staring at? ) Turns out e was wereing is sunglasses on te back of is ead. FML

#4865635
114 comments

I agree, your life sucks (7794) - you deserved it (59750)

On 08/27/2009 at 7:00pm - work - by staringisrude (woman) - United States (Virginia)

Today, we ad bingo. Tree rounds into it a group beind me started to yell, ( BINGO, BINGO! ). I looked around and saw no one was coming to verify tat tey ad a bingo, so I turned around and said ( Stand up. ) Te girl was a midget, se was standing up. FML

#4838689
71 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34850) - you deserved it (13429)

On 08/26/2009 at 4:05pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (North Carolina)

TODAY, I WAS AT MAH SCHOOL'S SPAGHETTI DINNER WITH MAH FAMILY. MY BROTHER SHOOK UP MAH MOM'S SODA, AS A PRANK. MY ENTIRE CLASS WITNESSED MAH MOM WAVING AROUND AN OVERFLOWING DIET COKEHILE MAH DAD YELLED, ( COME ON, PUTTED YOUR MOUTH ON IT! SUCK IT! SUCK IT, KATHY! )

#4630669
207 comments

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On 08/18/2009 at 3:20pm - misc - by gbhlaughingstock (man) - United States

Today , I went to get a pedicure 4 the first time . My feet r VERY ticklish . I reflexively kickd the poor lady in the face , as I wet my pants . big fat FML

#4624191
83 comments

I agree, your life sucks (44684) - you deserved it (16014)

On 08/18/2009 at 8:35am - misc - by peepeepants (woman) - Canada (Ontario)



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