About Thatgirl0391
I'm 19, and a freshman at college. If you're nice, I'll be nice, simple as that. I have my own style, so don't judge me til you get to know me! ;) Things I'm into: shopping, dancing, singing (in my room), late night hangouts, driving, bowling, the beach, concerts, movie nights(comedy and chick flicks), make up, and dope ass music! (Alternative, Metal, and Hip Hop)
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Today, I had to go to the police station to pick up my 42 year old dad. Why? He was caught stealing candy. FML

By ahhahaha - / Wednesday 12 August 2009 03:07 / United States

Today, in the middle of the night, I was punched in the face by my frightened girlfriend, who had just been awoken by her own fart. FML

By P0wned - / Tuesday 29 September 2009 21:21 / France

Today, my boyfriend asked me to marry him by handing me a ring and telling me, "Okay we're engaged now." I should have seen it coming when we started dating, I went to his house one night and as I was leaving he said, "Okay you're my girlfriend now." FML

By Anonymous - / Tuesday 22 September 2009 04:27 / United States

Today, I was feeling sick and I farted so loud in the school's girls bathroom. Some boys overheard from the hall and called everyone over. I came out only to find about 20 guys staring anxiously at the bathroom's door to see who I was. FML

By minnie - / Friday 28 August 2009 18:30 / United States

Today, I was trying to have sex with my boyfriend, David. I moaned his name and he whispered, "I'm not David." Then, with an Italian accent, he said, "It's-a-me! Mario!" FML

By Michelle - / Friday 28 August 2009 17:11 / United States