About Teyros : Just a fellow Canadian citizen. Just graduated highschool and am still trying to find out what I want to do in the future and who I am. Have a steady full time job at the moment and hope to keep a one positive track mind concerning what to do with my money. If you're reading this, hello! Hope things are going well. Feel free to message me at tkbargos@gmail. I'm always interested to hear what people have to say. If anyone wants to talk, I'll try and get back to you as soon as I can. I try and learn things from the actions of myself and others, trying to better myself and help others along the way hopefully. Nobody can be perfect, but you can always better yourself, and that is what I strive to do everyday. Take care, hope you find peace with anything that is going on. :-)
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Today, in break from tradition, I proposed to my boyfriend. We were at a Japanese Pagoda. Water was trickling everywhere; the moment was perfect. While I was on my knee, after pouring my heart out, he looked wistfully out over the water and said, "So, I was thinking pizza tonight." FML
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On 11/22/2012 at 11:13am - love - by but I tried anal and everything (woman) - United States (Iowa)
Today, I finally managed to sleep, after two days of being kept awake by the miniature floodlights my neighbors have installed to scare off burglars. Only a couple of hours into my sleep, I woke up to the sound of their car being broken into. FML
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On 09/29/2012 at 12:32pm - health - by firebombtimEFUCKERS (man) - United States
Today, some kid decided to pee in the kids' play area at work. Because I was the shortest employee working at the time, I got to climb through the area to mop it up, while all the kids pointed and laughed at me. FML
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On 09/26/2012 at 1:37pm - work - by Anonymous - Australia (New South Wales)
Today, my boyfriend invited me over to "play with his lizard." After excitedly rushing across town, I realized this wasn't a euphemism, he actually bought an Iguana. FML
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On 09/11/2012 at 10:35pm - intimacy - by Iguana (woman) - Canada (New Brunswick)
Today, I found out what it feels like to have a cotton swab shoved up my cock's piss-pipe. FML
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On 09/04/2012 at 11:09am - health - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Minnesota)
Today, my girlfriend decided to pleasure me with a handjob. It was incredibly painful because she didn't understand that my foreskin isn't as flexible as she thought it to be. I didn't have the heart to tell her to stop until she asked, "Is it supposed to turn this color?" FML
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On 03/24/2012 at 1:30am - intimacy - by purple - United States (Texas)
Today, my mom gave me my boyfriend's boxers that she'd washed after finding them in my camping bag. The boxers had "Big Banana" written all over them, along with pictures of bananas. FML
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On 12/09/2011 at 11:26am - love - by LinaLinaYeah (woman) - Canada
Today, I came home to find a sock I previously used to whack off on my bed with googly eyes and a mouth drawn on it with a note that read "Because you can't find a real girl, I made your current one prettier, Love Mom." FML
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On 04/02/2009 at 1:13am - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Oregon)
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