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TeyrosTeyros
  • Town/Country : Vancouver, Canada
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 8 June 1993 (22 years old)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 1892
  • Number of comments : 298
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 20 posted

About Teyros : Hi there.
I'm Taylor, hope I didn't offend you with a comment..

I like working out, video games, golf, piano, supernatural, and that 70s show.

Feel free to msg me if you're bored, as I'm bored when I'm on here. Or I'm procrastinating something.. Are you?

Yup errrrrighty then. :-)

Teyros's page activity

Visits<b>shanewh40</b> - 9 hours ago<b>rivaraven</b> - yesterday at 7:24pm<b>Vanshikap</b> - yesterday at 2:26am<b>ireallylikecats</b> - the 04/29/2016 at 10:51pm<b>missmorggan</b> - the 04/29/2016 at 1:05pm<b>Malteser95</b> - the 04/29/2016 at 11:48am<b>22IrishGirl22</b> - the 04/28/2016 at 11:29pm<b>cacheson</b> - the 04/28/2016 at 4:54pm<b>LizG</b> - the 04/28/2016 at 1:56pm<b>cowduck7</b> - the 04/28/2016 at 9:59am<b>thestoryofacaleb</b> - the 04/28/2016 at 1:22am<b>kokopuffs3</b> - the 04/27/2016 at 11:59pm<b>DubiousDude69</b> - the 04/27/2016 at 11:33pm<b>Celion91</b> - the 04/27/2016 at 4:12pm<b>whatahatuis</b> - the 04/27/2016 at 4:06pm<b>n_a_v_y</b> - the 04/27/2016 at 3:26pm<b>Oliveisthenewora</b> - the 04/25/2016 at 12:10pm<b>ragnarok1540</b> - the 04/23/2016 at 7:33pm

Fucked!<b>shanewh40</b> - yesterday at 4:53am<b>Celion91</b> - the 04/27/2016 at 10:12pm<b>Kitteh8601</b> - the 04/18/2016 at 9:09pm<b>fringeisawesome</b> - the 04/09/2016 at 9:26am<b>aimeeowl</b> - the 04/01/2016 at 12:54am<b>Kiernan151</b> - the 02/03/2016 at 11:29pm<b>ragnarok1540</b> - the 11/22/2015 at 6:57pm<b>taylorcheri</b> - the 11/02/2015 at 6:52am<b>NotNeeded</b> - the 10/30/2015 at 11:11pm<b>DarksideDoll</b> - the 10/29/2015 at 8:31pm<b>melons</b> - the 10/07/2015 at 5:02pm<b>aneisa22</b> - the 09/07/2015 at 3:19am<b>validatethis</b> - the 07/27/2015 at 3:57am<b>Gabygonzalez9211</b> - the 07/18/2015 at 5:37pm<b>missmorggan</b> - the 07/18/2015 at 2:39pm<b>mxgirl1998</b> - the 07/17/2015 at 6:46am<b>maria95aa</b> - the 07/15/2015 at 12:29am<b>HarleyBlues</b> - the 07/13/2015 at 5:13pm

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Teyros's favorite FMLs

Today, I waited over 30 minutes in freezing cold weather for my bus. When it finally arrived, I went to get on board, but slipped and fell on the icy ground. The driver waited a whole 2 seconds before snorting, "Ain't nobody got time for this shit", closing the doors, and driving off. FML

by frozensolid / 01/24/2013 at 4:25pm / Canada (Manitoba) / Transportation

Today, my kitten tried jumping into a hot oven, a dryer, a dishwasher, a toilet, and a fish-tank. Curiosity is going to kill my cat. FML

by AnonCat / 01/20/2013 at 8:47pm / Canada (Alberta) / Animals

Today, my boyfriend of three days met up with me at the movie theater, sporting a crude tattoo of my face on his cheek, along with a love heart and the word "forever." Looks like I'm single again. FML

by maybe dead in a day / 01/20/2013 at 2:28pm / United States (Minnesota) / Love

Today, after getting into an argument with my dad, he told me that I would make a great ex wife one day. FML

by Claire / 01/19/2013 at 8:51am / United States (Maryland) / Love

Today, after my girlfriend has recently become obsessed with the serial-killer show, Dexter, she has grown an interest in cutting up pomegranates in many different ways and squirting the red, blood-like juice everywhere. I am now afraid to argue with her. FML

by Anonymous / 12/15/2012 at 7:33am / Australia (New South Wales) / Love

Today, I avoided having to wash the dishes by faking a cold. My sucker of a wife believed me and hopped off my balls about it. Later on, after I made a miraculous recovery, she told me to take out the trash. It's freezing outside and raining, and I feel a very real cold coming on. FML

by fuckmyassimcold / 12/14/2012 at 2:19pm / United States / Miscellaneous

Today, I realized the dress I bought yesterday still had the security tag on. I returned to the store to get it removed, only to realize my receipt was misplaced. The lady at the counter thought I stole it, called security, and had me escorted out, dress-less. FML

by bitchsawmebuyit / 12/08/2012 at 12:12pm / United States (New York) / Money

Today, I realized the dress I bought yesterday still had the security tag on. I returned to the store to get it removed, only to realize my receipt was misplaced. The lady at the counter thought I stole it, called security, and had me escorted out, dress-less. FML

by bitchsawmebuyit / 12/08/2012 at 12:12pm / United States (New York) / Money

Today, my family came over for Thanksgiving. We were supposed to have had dinner hours ago, but my mom kept sneaking into the kitchen and dialing down the temperature on the oven, claiming I was going to overcook everything. At this rate, we'll be lucky to have eaten by midnight. FML

by mommycooks / 11/22/2012 at 6:18pm / United States / Miscellaneous

Today, in break from tradition, I proposed to my boyfriend. We were at a Japanese Pagoda. Water was trickling everywhere; the moment was perfect. While I was on my knee, after pouring my heart out, he looked wistfully out over the water and said, "So, I was thinking pizza tonight." FML

by but I tried anal and everything / 11/22/2012 at 11:13am / United States (Iowa) / Love

Today, I finally managed to sleep, after two days of being kept awake by the miniature floodlights my neighbors have installed to scare off burglars. Only a couple of hours into my sleep, I woke up to the sound of their car being broken into. FML

by firebombtimEFUCKERS / 09/29/2012 at 12:32pm / United States / Health

Today, some kid decided to pee in the kids' play area at work. Because I was the shortest employee working at the time, I got to climb through the area to mop it up, while all the kids pointed and laughed at me. FML

by Anonymous / 09/26/2012 at 1:37pm / Australia (New South Wales) / Work

Today, my boyfriend invited me over to "play with his lizard." After excitedly rushing across town, I realized this wasn't a euphemism, he actually bought an Iguana. FML

by Iguana / 09/11/2012 at 10:35pm / Canada (New Brunswick) / Intimacy

Today, I found out what it feels like to have a cotton swab shoved up my cock's piss-pipe. FML

by Anonymous / 09/04/2012 at 11:09am / United States (Minnesota) / Health

Today, my girlfriend decided to pleasure me with a handjob. It was incredibly painful because she didn't understand that my foreskin isn't as flexible as she thought it to be. I didn't have the heart to tell her to stop until she asked, "Is it supposed to turn this color?" FML

by purple / 03/24/2012 at 1:30am / United States (Texas) / Intimacy