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Teyros
  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Not specified
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 1163
  • Number of comments : 233
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 19 posted

About Teyros : Hi there.
I'm Taylor, another FML'er just looking for a laugh. I hope a comment of mine didn't offend you, as I never intend to hurt anyone. I work full time at a grocery store (cool right?) and I work out on my free time (trying to reach 200lbs from 140lbs) chill with friends, Xbox it out, play Lol, and watch Netflix. Walking dead and Community are my favorite shows at the moment :D. If you feel like blabbin' just whip up a message and ill reply soon. Take care and buenos noches.

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Fucked!<b>ZombieVampirez</b> - the 05/02/2015 at 10:42am<b>RachelRHCP</b> - the 04/21/2015 at 8:14am<b>TheCitizens96</b> - the 04/16/2015 at 8:02am<b>paigexox0</b> - the 04/13/2015 at 11:42am<b>bayy1432</b> - the 04/12/2015 at 9:34am<b>ILikeKoalas</b> - the 04/11/2015 at 11:16am<b>skiddymarker</b> - the 04/11/2015 at 8:19am<b>anonymous2015</b> - the 04/11/2015 at 6:51am<b>Jamilal16</b> - the 04/11/2015 at 6:26am<b>TheTshirt</b> - the 04/11/2015 at 4:48am<b>phantomofmind</b> - the 04/11/2015 at 4:11am<b>boultzboi</b> - the 04/10/2015 at 11:19pm<b>Zigstyle308</b> - the 04/10/2015 at 1:58am<b>patrickalamo</b> - the 04/10/2015 at 1:38am<b>asantos4</b> - the 04/09/2015 at 9:23pm<b>psshhh</b> - the 04/09/2015 at 5:54am<b>toshaleigh</b> - the 04/09/2015 at 5:39am<b>Araizaboi</b> - the 04/07/2015 at 2:58pm

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Teyros's favorite FMLs

Today, I realized the dress I bought yesterday still had the security tag on. I returned to the store to get it removed, only to realize my receipt was misplaced. The lady at the counter thought I stole it, called security, and had me escorted out, dress-less. FML

#20196308
129 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28450) - you deserved it (4063)

On 12/08/2012 at 12:12pm - money - by bitchsawmebuyit - United States (New York)

Today, I realized the dress I bought yesterday still had the security tag on. I returned to the store to get it removed, only to realize my receipt was misplaced. The lady at the counter thought I stole it, called security, and had me escorted out, dress-less. FML

#20196308
129 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28450) - you deserved it (4063)

On 12/08/2012 at 12:12pm - money - by bitchsawmebuyit - United States (New York)

Today, my family came over for Thanksgiving. We were supposed to have had dinner hours ago, but my mom kept sneaking into the kitchen and dialing down the temperature on the oven, claiming I was going to overcook everything. At this rate, we'll be lucky to have eaten by midnight. FML

#20174185
57 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20445) - you deserved it (1497)

On 11/22/2012 at 6:18pm - misc - by mommycooks (woman) - United States

Today, in break from tradition, I proposed to my boyfriend. We were at a Japanese Pagoda. Water was trickling everywhere; the moment was perfect. While I was on my knee, after pouring my heart out, he looked wistfully out over the water and said, "So, I was thinking pizza tonight." FML

#20173702
217 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28042) - you deserved it (5904)

On 11/22/2012 at 11:13am - love - by but I tried anal and everything (woman) - United States (Iowa)

Today, I finally managed to sleep, after two days of being kept awake by the miniature floodlights my neighbors have installed to scare off burglars. Only a couple of hours into my sleep, I woke up to the sound of their car being broken into. FML

#20093571
84 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19817) - you deserved it (1442)

On 09/29/2012 at 12:32pm - health - by firebombtimEFUCKERS (man) - United States

Today, some kid decided to pee in the kids' play area at work. Because I was the shortest employee working at the time, I got to climb through the area to mop it up, while all the kids pointed and laughed at me. FML

#20089585
77 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18599) - you deserved it (1470)

On 09/26/2012 at 1:37pm - work - by Anonymous - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, my boyfriend invited me over to "play with his lizard." After excitedly rushing across town, I realized this wasn't a euphemism, he actually bought an Iguana. FML

#20068225
111 comments

I agree, your life sucks (12574) - you deserved it (25711)

On 09/11/2012 at 10:35pm - intimacy - by Iguana (woman) - Canada (New Brunswick)

Today, I found out what it feels like to have a cotton swab shoved up my cock's piss-pipe. FML

#20057281
203 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24812) - you deserved it (8448)

On 09/04/2012 at 11:09am - health - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Minnesota)

Today, my girlfriend decided to pleasure me with a handjob. It was incredibly painful because she didn't understand that my foreskin isn't as flexible as she thought it to be. I didn't have the heart to tell her to stop until she asked, "Is it supposed to turn this color?" FML

#19336672
162 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27998) - you deserved it (10545)

On 03/24/2012 at 1:30am - intimacy - by purple - United States (Texas)

Today, my mom gave me my boyfriend's boxers that she'd washed after finding them in my camping bag. The boxers had "Big Banana" written all over them, along with pictures of bananas. FML

#18467948
118 comments

I agree, your life sucks (9662) - you deserved it (24437)

On 12/09/2011 at 11:26am - love - by LinaLinaYeah (woman) - Canada



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