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Teyros
  • Town/Country : Vancouver BC, Canada
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 8 June 1993 (19 years)
  • Number of visits : 211
  • Number of comments : 140
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 8 posted

About Teyros : Just a fellow Canadian citizen. Just graduated highschool and am still trying to find out what I want to do in the future and who I am. Have a steady full time job at the moment and hope to keep a one positive track mind concerning what to do with my money. If you're reading this, hello! Hope things are going well. Feel free to message me at tkbargos@gmail. I'm always interested to hear what people have to say. If anyone wants to talk, I'll try and get back to you as soon as I can. I try and learn things from the actions of myself and others, trying to better myself and help others along the way hopefully. Nobody can be perfect, but you can always better yourself, and that is what I strive to do everyday. Take care, hope you find peace with anything that is going on. :-)

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Today, I went on my fifth date with my new girlfriend. Apparently, she was in such a rush while leaving work that she forgot to take off her wedding ring. FML

#20567033
75 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38837) - you deserved it (2148)

On 03/30/2013 at 3:02pm - love - by unknown - France

Today, it's my boyfriend's birthday. He really likes Legend of Zelda, so I put on a Link hat, took my clothes off, and waited for him at his place. He came home with a hooker. FML

#20502217
168 comments

Today, I told my parents that I was going to hang out with some friends. My dad guffawed and said, "Ooh, look at Mary, pretending she has a social life." Thanks, Dad. FML

#20498469
71 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21692) - you deserved it (2021)

On 02/08/2013 at 5:38pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United Kingdom (Havering)

Today, I pointed out to my boyfriend how Valentine's day, my birthday, and our one-year anniversary were all coming up in the next few weeks. He then promptly broke up with me. FML

#20497809
129 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29385) - you deserved it (7542)

On 02/08/2013 at 1:24am - love - by katelynm - United States

Today, my girlfriend lost her virginity. I still have mine, though. FML

#20493004
129 comments

I agree, your life sucks (45244) - you deserved it (2511)

On 02/04/2013 at 12:17pm - love - by Anonymous (man) - United States (North Carolina)

Today, I heard an owl near my house. I got excited, as they are not common in the area, and I listened intently to try and locate the source of the sound. After a few minutes, I realized I was not listening to an owl, but to my mother's sex noises. FML

#20480168
86 comments

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On 01/26/2013 at 6:50pm - intimacy - by movingout - Australia (Victoria)

Today, I waited over 30 minutes in freezing cold weather for my bus. When it finally arrived, I went to get on board, but slipped and fell on the icy ground. The driver waited a whole 2 seconds before snorting, "Ain't nobody got time for this shit", closing the doors, and driving off. FML

#20476700
124 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33119) - you deserved it (2021)

On 01/24/2013 at 4:25pm - misc - by frozensolid (woman) - Canada (Manitoba)

Today, my kitten tried jumping into a hot oven, a dryer, a dishwasher, a toilet, and a fish-tank. Curiosity is going to kill my cat. FML

#20470154
84 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25949) - you deserved it (2765)

On 01/20/2013 at 8:47pm - animals - by AnonCat (woman) - Canada (Alberta)

Today, my boyfriend of three days met up with me at the movie theater, sporting a crude tattoo of my face on his cheek, along with a love heart and the word "forever." Looks like I'm single again. FML

#20469621
120 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28093) - you deserved it (2430)

On 01/20/2013 at 2:28pm - love - by maybe dead in a day (woman) - United States (Minnesota)

Today, after getting into an argument with my dad, he told me that I would make a great ex wife one day. FML

#20467602
73 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23050) - you deserved it (5007)

On 01/19/2013 at 8:51am - love - by Claire - United States (Maryland)

Today, after my girlfriend has recently become obsessed with the serial-killer show, Dexter, she has grown an interest in cutting up pomegranates in many different ways and squirting the red, blood-like juice everywhere. I am now afraid to argue with her. FML

#20400460
122 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20838) - you deserved it (2458)

On 12/15/2012 at 7:33am - love - by Anonymous - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, I avoided having to wash the dishes by faking a cold. My sucker of a wife believed me and hopped off my balls about it. Later on, after I made a miraculous recovery, she told me to take out the trash. It's freezing outside and raining, and I feel a very real cold coming on. FML

#20399412
133 comments

I agree, your life sucks (3782) - you deserved it (49489)

On 12/14/2012 at 2:19pm - misc - by fuckmyassimcold (man) - United States

Today, I realized the dress I bought yesterday still had the security tag on. I returned to the store to get it removed, only to realize my receipt was misplaced. The lady at the counter thought I stole it, called security, and had me escorted out, dress-less. FML

#20196308
127 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20182) - you deserved it (2570)

On 12/08/2012 at 12:12pm - money - by bitchsawmebuyit - United States (New York)

Today, I realized the dress I bought yesterday still had the security tag on. I returned to the store to get it removed, only to realize my receipt was misplaced. The lady at the counter thought I stole it, called security, and had me escorted out, dress-less. FML

#20196308
127 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20182) - you deserved it (2570)

On 12/08/2012 at 12:12pm - money - by bitchsawmebuyit - United States (New York)

Today, my family came over for Thanksgiving. We were supposed to have had dinner hours ago, but my mom kept sneaking into the kitchen and dialing down the temperature on the oven, claiming I was going to overcook everything. At this rate, we'll be lucky to have eaten by midnight. FML

#20174185
60 comments

I agree, your life sucks (14222) - you deserved it (889)

On 11/22/2012 at 6:18pm - misc - by mommycooks (woman) - United States



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