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TeraRenee
  • Town/Country : United States
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  • Birth Date : Friday 3 March 1989 (25 years)
  • Number of visits : 395
  • Number of comments : 0
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

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Today, I had gone to the store and bought a new wallet. 5 minutes later a security guard asks for my receipt. Turns out I had dropped my receipt. Some guy had picked it up and pretended I had stole his wallet. The guard confiscated my wallet because the guy had "his" receipt to prove it. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (88526) - you deserved it (6971)

On 03/17/2009 at 8:16am - money - by Recon (man) - Switzerland (Basel-Stadt)

Today, I texted my boyfriend of 6 months saying that I was in the mood, and that I was in bed, and naked. He texted back saying "U got fingers, use them, im going to bed xoxo". FML

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I agree, your life sucks (131518) - you deserved it (35678)

On 03/17/2009 at 1:06am - intimacy - by princess (woman) - Canada (Quebec)

Today, I typed an essay on my friend's computer, so she forwarded it to me in a email and she made the subject "here bitch" as a joke. I then went to email the essay to my teacher. I forwarded it thinking nothing of it only to realize that I didn't change the subject name. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (18631) - you deserved it (49305)

On 03/01/2009 at 3:00pm - misc - by Brittany (woman) - United States (New Jersey)



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