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TechnicolorNova
  • Town/Country : Middleofsomewhere, USA
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Thursday 21 April 1994 (19 years)
  • Number of visits : 153
  • Number of comments : 17
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 6 posted

About TechnicolorNova : Art College student - Lover of cats.

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Today, I realized the fastest way to wake up isn't from an alarm clock. It's from the warm, wet sensation of your old and senile cat peeing on you and your bed. I swear he was smiling. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (16807) - you deserved it (2074)

On 08/21/2012 at 9:04am - animals - by jenA - United States (Kentucky)

Today, after being filled with joy after seeing my very elderly cat finally enjoying the sun in my garden, I skipped over to give her a hug. Turns out she was taking a shit. FML

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On 04/09/2012 at 11:22am - animals - by Ew. (woman) - United Kingdom

Today, after being filled with joy after seeing my very elderly cat finally enjoying the sun in my garden, I skipped over to give her a hug. Turns out she was taking a shit. FML

#19435990
168 comments

I agree, your life sucks (12033) - you deserved it (6089)

On 04/09/2012 at 11:22am - animals - by Ew. (woman) - United Kingdom

Today, I had a terrible nightmare involving zombies slashing and eating at my face. I woke up in terror and urine, and found the slashing was very real: it was my cat pawing my face for me to feed him. FML

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On 03/25/2012 at 1:21pm - animals - by Anonymous - United States (California)

Today, I had a terrible nightmare involving zombies slashing and eating at my face. I woke up in terror and urine, and found the slashing was very real: it was my cat pawing my face for me to feed him. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (15852) - you deserved it (2723)

On 03/25/2012 at 1:21pm - animals - by Anonymous - United States (California)



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