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Voting on an FML from the Work category on a Monday between 8 and 9am, how ironic.
Today, I had to explain to my teenage daughter that no, the dishwasher didn't make the glasses shrink, I'd bought smaller glasses. FML
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On 06/23/2011 at 4:53am - kids - by wow - Sent from mobile version
Today, my mother told my little sister and me that she has breast cancer to make us feel sorry so that we would clean our rooms. She is perfectly fine. My little sister still thinks that "mommy is going to die". FML
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On 06/21/2011 at 7:51pm - health - by anonymous - Canada (Ontario)
Today, I was at the park with my daughter. She walked up to a boy at the swings, held her hand out, and said, "Hi I'm Vanessa, and someday you'll be working for me." FML
I agree, your life sucks (25338) - you deserved it (9382)
On 06/10/2011 at 5:57am - kids - by Rachel (woman) - United States (Alabama)
Today, I found out that as a supervisor, if you reprimand a female worker and end the conversation with "Now get back to making sandwiches." your boss will consider it sexism and suspend you. I work at Subway. FML
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On 06/10/2011 at 1:01am - work - by MakeMeASandwich (man) - United States (Illinois)
Today, on my way home from work, I decided to bring my pregnant wife a bouquet of roses to surprise her. Her response? "Why didn't you get me something useful, like chicken wings, instead?" FML
I agree, your life sucks (34891) - you deserved it (8899)
On 06/09/2011 at 7:23pm - love - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Pennsylvania)
Today, I shat out a staple. FML
I agree, your life sucks (31528) - you deserved it (11573)
On 06/09/2011 at 11:04am - health - by wtf - United Kingdom (Edinburgh)
Today, I thought it would be hot if I sent my boyfriend kinky message. He didn't reply so I sent a few more. 10 minutes later I got a reply saying, "Honey, this is his mom and you should be a little less desperate." FML
I agree, your life sucks (16594) - you deserved it (38815)
On 06/05/2011 at 3:23am - intimacy - by yup - United States (Washington)
Today, I'm too sunburned to masturbate. Now I have nothing to do. FML
I agree, your life sucks (17074) - you deserved it (48199)
On 05/31/2011 at 7:21am - intimacy - by Anonymous -
Today, I learned that "eating someone out" didn't actually involve food. FML
I agree, your life sucks (13516) - you deserved it (58346)
On 05/29/2011 at 11:34pm - intimacy - by yummy - United States (Tennessee)
Today, my toilet decided it wouldn't take any more shit from me, and flooded the bathroom. FML
I agree, your life sucks (30686) - you deserved it (4683)
On 05/22/2011 at 4:31pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States
Today, I woke up face-down in my grandfather's driveway, soaking wet with no pants, glitter in my hair, and holding an empty Skippy peanut butter jar. No one will tell me what happened. FML
I agree, your life sucks (27710) - you deserved it (15518)
On 05/19/2011 at 9:38pm - misc - by Devon (man) - United States (Vermont)
Today, I went shopping with my cousin. Walking down the road, I heard her say "Can you hold my hand?" I was confused, but thought it was cute, so I held her hand and kept walking. It turns out she'd asked me to hold her bag. We didn't say another word after that. FML
I agree, your life sucks (22867) - you deserved it (5593)
On 05/19/2011 at 8:51am - misc - by awkwardd (man) - Hong Kong
Today, I was taking a dump and I pushed so hard that I got light headed and passed out on the floor. FML
I agree, your life sucks (31157) - you deserved it (11356)
On 05/14/2011 at 6:43am - health - by BrownDump - United States
Today, I found out that my neighbors' 9 year old son has been the one taking a shit on my doorstep everyday. Why? Because Cartman from South Park said that if you keep doing it, the person in the house will move. FML
I agree, your life sucks (31642) - you deserved it (3310)
On 05/14/2011 at 1:07am - misc - by IhateThem - United States
Today, I brought my girlfriend of four months home for dinner to meet my parents. The first thing my mom says to her? "Oh my God, you're real!" FML
I agree, your life sucks (29784) - you deserved it (3397)
On 05/04/2011 at 11:30pm - misc - by Charlie (man) - United States (Texas)
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