About Taurus_ChicKa : Hello! I got interested in FML thanks to a friend who read it daily. I also love video games like Guild Wars and The Sims. I'm a huge fan of several other things as well, especially The Vampire Diaries, Twilight, The Hunger Games, CSI, and way too much more to list. I'm also an animal rights activist and despise people who hurt animals in any way, shape, or form. Wolves and turtles are my favorites.
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by harambae / 09/11/2016 at 1:10pm / United States (Illinois) / Intimacy
by AnxiousCucumber / 09/07/2016 at 4:41pm / United States (California) / Intimacy
by nullpointer / 08/03/2016 at 12:38am / United States (California) / Animals
by El Jeffe / 07/05/2016 at 1:54pm / United States (Utah) / Transportation
Today, after a long day, I energetically took off my belt to take my pants off and relax. In doing so, I whipped the belt around in the air, causing it to spin around and slap me right in my tender ballsack. I almost threw up. FML
by Anonymous / 04/14/2016 at 1:13am / United States / Health
Today, my dad congratulated me on having my first girl come over late at night and asked me to be quieter because he could hear us. I'm still single and it was probably me grunting and getting mad losing Plants vs Zombies. FML
by papaedups / 04/11/2016 at 1:46am / United States (Texas) / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 04/06/2016 at 10:31am / United States (Texas) / Miscellaneous
by meh beard / 01/18/2016 at 6:42pm / Canada (Ontario) / Miscellaneous
by 221bcompanion / 01/18/2016 at 12:18am / United States (Ohio) / Health
Today, I drove in heavy rain for the first time, by myself. I had been told to drive below the speed limit, and be extra careful of the cars around me. Nobody had told me about thunder scaring a cow that would then escape from the corral and hit my car. FML
by damaged / 11/03/2015 at 10:24pm / United States (California) / Transportation
by MedChew / 10/30/2015 at 1:01pm / Malaysia (Kuala Lumpur) / Health
by qourt / 10/29/2015 at 11:21pm / United States / Miscellaneous
by CalebLawrence / 10/22/2015 at 7:16pm / United States (California) / Miscellaneous
by shavednipples / 10/11/2015 at 1:59pm / United States (California) / Health
by Anna / 09/29/2015 at 10:58am / Sweden (Vastmanlands Lan) / Miscellaneous
- 1Today, my boyfriend presented me with a 30-minute montage video of him working out and flexing his… 2Today, my boyfriend finally told me that he loved me. This would've been fantastic if he didn't say… 3Today, it's been 2 weeks since I ordered a printer so I could print schoolwork, that way I don't…