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About Tanner1245 : First off i am sophomore this year. I like to listen to music a lot. I like heavy metal, rock, and alternative. My favorite bands are: five finger death punch (ffdp), Avenged Sevenfold (A7X), killswitch engage, and modest mouse.
I also play two sports: football (i play cornerback) and i like to golf.
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Hey, you uploaded your photo, and you’re cute as a kitten!
You have looked through 5 pages of the website. That’s a start.
You are connected to FML via the mobile site or an app. How modern.
Today, I had dinner with my grandparents. At the table, my grandfather openly complained about how hard it is for him to get out of their hot tub. Not because of his prosthetic leg, but because his balls somehow "get stuck". I really didn't need to know that. FML
Today, I was at a barbeque with my family, my boyfriend, and some mutual acquaintances. Someone jokingly called my boyfriend a pussy, to which he loudly replied, "I guess I am what I eat!" My mother was sitting across from us. FML
Today, my girlfriend has a new obsession: grabbing my junk and whispering in my ear the song, "Baby, Imma Be Your Motivation." Problem? I get an instant boner and she only does it in public, because it's "funny as hell." FML
Friday 12 December 2014