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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Monday 17 March 1997 (18 years)
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  • Number of visits : 465
  • Number of comments : 16
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About Tanner1245 : First off i am sophomore this year. I like to listen to music a lot. I like heavy metal, rock, and alternative. My favorite bands are: five finger death punch (ffdp), Avenged Sevenfold (A7X), killswitch engage, and modest mouse.

I also play two sports: football (i play cornerback) and i like to golf.

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TODAY... I HAD DINNER WITH GRANDPARENTS. AT THE TABLE... GRANDFATHER OPENLY COMPLAIND ABOUT HOW HARD IT IS FIR HIM TO GET OUT OF THERE HOT TUB. NOT BECAUSE OF HIS PROSTHETIC LEG... BUT BECAUSE HIS BALLS SOMEHOW "GET STUCK". I REALLY DIDN'T NED TO KNOW THAT. FML

#20159093
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I agree, your life sucks (18204) - you deserved it (1457)

On 11/11/2012 at 3:27pm - misc - by Miki13 - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I was at a barbeque with mah family, mah boyfriend, and some mutual acquaintances. Someone jokingly calld mah boyfriend a pussy, to which he loudly replid, "I guess I am what I eat!" My mother was sitting across from us. big fat FML

#20141794
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On 10/31/2012 at 4:24pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Texas)

2day mah daughtar callad ma talling ma sha had har twin girls. Sha namad tham Juli and Anna. Har nama is Julianna. Har kids r going to fucking hata har. FML

#20141194
215 comments

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On 10/31/2012 at 1:01am - kids - by poorkids (woman) - United States (Washington)

Today, mah son got expelled after using the photocopier to photocopy his penis . He then used the copie to replace every directional arrow posted throughout the school . FML

#20128322
278 comments

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On 10/22/2012 at 2:56pm - kids - by thebeachisthatway (woman) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today mah grlfriend has a new obsession: grabbing mah junk and whispering in mah ear looool the song "Baby Imma Be Your Motivation." Problem? I get an instant boner and she only does it in public because it's "funny as hell." FML

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On 11/07/2011 at 11:43pm - intimacy - by InstantHardOn (man) - United States



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