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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Monday 17 March 1997 (18 years)
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  • Number of visits : 579
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About Tanner1245 : First off i am sophomore this year. I like to listen to music a lot. I like heavy metal, rock, and alternative. My favorite bands are: five finger death punch (ffdp), Avenged Sevenfold (A7X), killswitch engage, and modest mouse.

I also play two sports: football (i play cornerback) and i like to golf.

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Today, I had dinner with my grandparents. At the table, my grandfather openly complained about how hard it is for him to get out of their hot tub. Not because of his prosthetic leg, but because his balls somehow "get stuck". I really didn't need to know that. FML


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On 11/11/2012 at 3:27pm - misc - by Miki13 - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I was at a barbeque with my family, my boyfriend, and some mutual acquaintances. Someone jokingly called my boyfriend a pussy, to which he loudly replied, "I guess I am what I eat!" My mother was sitting across from us. FML


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On 10/31/2012 at 4:24pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, my daughter called me telling me she had her twin girls. She named them Juli and Anne. Her name is Julianne. Her kids are going to fucking hate her. FML


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On 10/31/2012 at 1:01am - kids - by poorkids (woman) - United States (Washington)

Today, my son got expelled after using the photocopier to photocopy his penis. He then used the copies to replace every directional arrow posted throughout the school. FML


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On 10/22/2012 at 2:56pm - kids - by thebeachisthatway (woman) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, my girlfriend has a new obsession: grabbing my junk and whispering in my ear the song, "Baby, Imma Be Your Motivation." Problem? I get an instant boner and she only does it in public, because it's "funny as hell." FML


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On 11/07/2011 at 11:43pm - intimacy - by InstantHardOn (man) - United States

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