About Tanner1245
First off i am sophomore this year. I like to listen to music a lot. I like heavy metal, rock, and alternative. My favorite bands are: five finger death punch (ffdp), Avenged Sevenfold (A7X), killswitch engage, and modest mouse. I also play two sports: football (i play cornerback) and i like to golf.
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Tanner1245's favorite FMLs

Today, a woman at work was complaining about her weight. She looked pretty thin, so to make her feel better, I said that she looked small. She said "Well, you haven't seen me naked." For some reason, I replied, "Not that you know of." FML

By Anonymous / Monday 24 December 2012 06:37 / United States - Conover

Today, I walked in on my son and his friend comparing their penis sizes. They're 6. FML

By oh my son / Sunday 23 December 2012 06:02 / Canada - Toronto

Today, while on the bus, the guy sitting beside me let out the vilest and most nauseating fart I've ever encountered, the kind that could retroactively sterilize five generations of one's ancestors with the smell alone. As I gagged, he smirked and said, "That's Taco Bell for ya." FML

By methane overload - / Saturday 19 January 2013 01:32 / United States

Today, I went to a family dinner. My grandma wasted no time calling me a slut for not wearing a dress, my dad called my police officer boyfriend a "fucking pig", and then he told my mother to "put a cock in it" when she defended me. No wonder I hardly ever visit these people. FML

By mel - / Friday 18 January 2013 23:18 / New Zealand - Auckland

Today, I held a door open for a sweet old lady with a walker. After she went through the door, she turned and said, "That's not how you're gonna get into my pants, son." FML

By Keastwood013 / Friday 18 January 2013 15:25 / United States