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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Monday 17 March 1997 (18 years)
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  • Number of visits : 464
  • Number of comments : 16
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About Tanner1245 : First off i am sophomore this year. I like to listen to music a lot. I like heavy metal, rock, and alternative. My favorite bands are: five finger death punch (ffdp), Avenged Sevenfold (A7X), killswitch engage, and modest mouse.

I also play two sports: football (i play cornerback) and i like to golf.

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Today I Gave Mah 5-year-old Daughter A Unicorn Pillow Pet. She Endd Up Giving Him An Ill-advisd Name An Has Been Loudly Proclaiming To Everyone She Sees That Her Pillow Pet Is Horny. FML

#20499722
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On 02/09/2013 at 3:03pm - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (California)

TODAY, I WATCED TE PASSION OF TE CRIST WIT MY GIRLFRIEND. SE KEPT SCOFFING AT WAT SE CALLED TE "ISTORICAL INACCURACIES", AND ACTUALLY TRIED TO CONVINCE ME TAT HITLER KILLED JESUS. WEN I CORRECTED ER, SE LOOKED AT ME, MOUT AGAPE, AS IF I WAS INSANE. BIG FAT FML

#20498635
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On 02/08/2013 at 7:44pm - love - by and she doesn't even give bjs (man) - Argentina (Distrito Federal)

Tadayile on te bus te guy sitting beside me let out te vilest and most nauseating fart I've ever encounterd te kind tat could retroactively sterilize five generations of one's ancestors wit te smell alone!! As I gaggd e smrkd and said "Tat's Taco Bell 4 ya." FML

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On 01/18/2013 at 8:32pm - misc - by methane overload (man) - United States

Today, I went to a family dinner . My grandma wasted no time calling me a slut fir not wearing a dress, my dad called my police officer boyfriend a "fucking pig", and then he told my mother to "put a cock in it" when she defended me . No wonder I hardly ever visit these people . FML

#20466682
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On 01/18/2013 at 6:18pm - misc - by mel (woman) - New Zealand (Auckland)

TODAY, I HELD A DOOR OPEN 4 A SWEET OLD LADY WITH A WALKER. AFTER SHE WENT THROUGH THE DOOR, SHE TURNED AND SAID, "THAT'S NOT HOW YOU'RE GONNA GET INTO MY PANTS, SON." FML

#20466086
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On 01/18/2013 at 10:25am - misc - by Keastwood013 - United States

Today, While At The Store With Mah Mom And Baby Brother, A Guy Startd To Talk To Me. Just As He Went To Give Me His Number, Mah Mom Handd Me Mah Brother And Said, ( Here's Your Son, Your AA Meeting's In An Hour, Let's Go. ) FML

#20423578
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On 12/26/2012 at 1:30pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (California)

today as her parents were supposed to be out of town, I stayed over with mah girlfriend, and we ended up in bed together. Later on,hile poking through the fridge, I heard footsteps, so I said, "Didn't think you'd be walking after that." I closed the fridge and saw her dad. FML

#20418714
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On 12/24/2012 at 1:02pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United Kingdom (Cambridgeshire)

Today a woman at work was complaining about her weight. She lookd pretty thin so to make her feel better I said that she lookd small. She said ( Well u haven't seen me nakd. ) For some reason I replid ( Not that u know of. ) FML

#20417936
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On 12/24/2012 at 1:37am - work - by Anonymous - United States (North Carolina)

Today... looool I told my husband to tell me his wildest fantasy. He told me it was to putted on fake antlers and ( do it lyk deer ). FML

#20415339
112 comments

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On 12/23/2012 at 1:19am - intimacy - by Kasey Eames - United States (California)

Today, I walkd in on my son and is friand comparing tara panis sizas . Tay'ra 6 . FML

#20415295
144 comments

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On 12/23/2012 at 1:02am - misc - by oh my son - Canada (Ontario)

Today, Bacausa My Boyfriand Drivas A 2-saatad Sports Car, I Had To Awkwardly Sit On His Brothar's Lap As Wa Drova To Tha Stora . I Soon Falt A Poking Sansation Through His Pants, Just A Faw Minutas Bafora Wa Hit A Bumpy Road . Maga FML

#20414298
112 comments

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On 12/22/2012 at 5:55pm - intimacy - by orgasmicriding (woman) - United States (Oklahoma)

today I was listening to a local radio station, and tey did a segment called "food porn." As tey were sexually describing various types of food, I actually found myself getting turned on over a pizza. FML

#20411354
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On 12/21/2012 at 12:24pm - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (Georgia)

Today, I noticed mah wife putted a bumper sticker on our car that says "Cowboy butts drive me nuts." I've driven that car to work every day. FML

#20405855
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On 12/18/2012 at 4:44pm - misc - by idontevenlikebuttsthatmuch - United States (Arizona)

2day mah daughter had the words "Alway classy, never trashy" tattood acros her lower back in crappy cursive lettering. She doesn't understand the irony. FML

#20400337
89 comments

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On 12/15/2012 at 3:08am - kids - by Anonymous - United States (California)



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