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Tampsa

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Tampsa

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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Friday 17 February 1989 (26 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 432
  • Number of comments : 0
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

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Today, after declining an amazing job offer that pays more than double what I make now in order to accept a promotion my boss offered me if I stayed, I asked when I would receive the promotion and pay raise. She snorted and said, "You thought I was serious about that?" FML

#19703375
148 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30154) - you deserved it (9399)

On 05/30/2012 at 5:37am - work - by Fackwork (man) - United States (Iowa)

Today, my 14-year-old brother told me he needed help with something "very personal." Thinking he wanted girlfriend advice or something, I said, "Sure, no problem". He wanted me to shave his butt crack. FML

#19700460
124 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26863) - you deserved it (2502)

On 05/29/2012 at 6:40pm - kids - by liquid_sasquatch - United States

Today, I spilled my guts to my girlfriend, saying I'm scared that all I do is upset her. I then had to sit through a speech about how upset she was that I hadn't told her sooner. FML

#19699058
105 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23444) - you deserved it (4508)

On 05/29/2012 at 1:50pm - love - by Anonymous (man) - Netherlands (Flevoland)

Today, I had to get the manager of a grocery store to explain to his employee how coupons work. The employee had refused to accept the coupons I was using, for fear that, "they will be deducted from my paycheck." FML

Today, I admitted to my parents that I have an eating disorder. Instead of trying to help, my mom stared at me and said, "Duh". FML

#19695634
99 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24100) - you deserved it (4112)

On 05/28/2012 at 9:38pm - misc - by Hungrey - United States

Today, I was to give a presentation to several of my company's senior employees. The moment I stood up, I accidentally let rip a monstrous fart that lasted a good two or three seconds. When I tried to utter an apology, I clammed up and let out a whiny grunt. They were not amused. FML

#19668387
92 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23365) - you deserved it (4758)

On 05/23/2012 at 4:38pm - work - by Anonymous (man) - United Kingdom (London, City of)

Today, I was at the laundromat when a huge, tattoo-covered man wearing nothing but denim booty shorts and a wife-beater sat down beside me. He stared at me for a while, before telling me all about how I reminded him of his "first prison bitch." FML

#19644212
105 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27710) - you deserved it (2130)

On 05/18/2012 at 10:35pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States

Today, I found out that my husband is the biological father of my baby sister. FML

#19603084
415 comments

I agree, your life sucks (61335) - you deserved it (3381)

On 05/10/2012 at 4:17pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Illinois)

Today, I woke up, only to find my arm was still asleep. I tried to move it just a tiny bit, but somehow ended up punching myself in the face. FML

#19602885
95 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22578) - you deserved it (4926)

On 05/10/2012 at 3:14pm - misc - by Amy (woman) - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, my boyfriend informed me that I look like my dad when I orgasm. FML

#19594950
134 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34876) - you deserved it (3357)

On 05/08/2012 at 10:05pm - intimacy - by laury - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I was to have an important phone interview for a job. I got a call and everything went perfectly, and they said I was hired. Later, I found out that one of my "friends" had gotten one of his buddies to prank call me and make sure the line was engaged when the real interviewer called. FML

#19564521
120 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32212) - you deserved it (1924)

On 05/02/2012 at 5:58pm - work - by panther of the desert (man) - Puerto Rico

Today, my husband informed me that he has been purposely finishing before me in bed as a form of punishment for beating him at Mario Kart. FML

#19563136
163 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34291) - you deserved it (6458)

On 05/02/2012 at 11:46am - intimacy - by winnerwinner (woman) - United States

Today, I had a debate with my girlfriend about whether giving birth or getting kicked in the balls hurts more. It ended up with her kicking me in the balls. I was the one who said giving birth hurt more. FML

#19053808
253 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33269) - you deserved it (6155)

On 02/12/2012 at 1:17am - love - by OwMyBalls (man) -

Today, I came home with a friend to find my mom scratching my dad's butt with a fork. FML

#18754752
191 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33708) - you deserved it (2520)

On 01/09/2012 at 4:39am - misc - by maruskasommers (woman) - Czech Republic (Pardubicky kraj)

Today, I spilled hot coffee all over this man at work. I tried apologizing and saying it was an accident, but he then complained, which resulted in me being unemployed. The man I spilled coffee on was my uncle. FML

#17834355
85 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31087) - you deserved it (2759)

On 09/25/2011 at 9:57pm - work - by Chan - United States (Virginia)



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