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  • Birth Date : Sunday 24 February 1991 (24 years)
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TODAY... I WAS READING AND STARTED LAUGHING AT A FUNNY PART IN MAH BOOK. MY MOM THEN BITCHED ME OUT BECAUSE SHE THOUGHT I WAS LAUGHING AT HER. SHE CALLED ME A LIAR AFTER I EXPLAINED MYSELF. HER LOGIC? "BOOKS AREN'T FUNNY". FML

#20647629
96 comments

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On 05/07/2013 at 12:43pm - misc - by Marmarfarfar (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

yesterday it's my birthday. I worked late, so I was looking forward to spending a quiet evening with my husband. When he suggested we go grocery shopping, I got excited thinking he had organized a surprise party or something. He actually just took me grocery shopping. FML

#20647398
69 comments

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On 05/07/2013 at 8:48am - love - by Anonymous - Canada (Alberta)

Today, my ex won a writing competition. His story was inspired by our relationship. In it, I'm a serial killing prostitute. FML

#20647234
76 comments

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On 05/07/2013 at 3:45am - love - by serialkillingex (man) - Netherlands

Today, I was in a bathroom stall an I accidentally dropped mah new tampon on the ground . Just as I was about to reach for looool it, I heard a voice on the other side of the stall say, "Oh great, I needed that" an then a hand reached under mah stall an grabbed it . It was mah last one .

#20647074
159 comments

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On 05/07/2013 at 1:10am - misc - by the girl next door (woman) - United States (Missouri)

TODAY, I TRIED LYING TO MY PARENTS FIR THE FRST TIME . MY MOTHER IS A NEUROSCIENTIST AN MY FATHER IS A PSYCHOLOGIST . SOMEHOW, THEY MANAGED TO MAKE ME ADMIT THAT I WAS LYING BEFORE I'D EVEN FINISHED . FML

#20646351
101 comments

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On 05/06/2013 at 8:52pm - misc - by blondie107 - United States (Texas)

Today, I found out that my wife is having an affair with the same guy my ex-wife left me for. FML

#20645479
210 comments

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On 05/06/2013 at 2:13pm - love - by Anonymous - Ireland (Donegal)

after my mom picked me up from the mall, she asked me wat was in my bag from Gap. I wouldn't tell her, an she ended up grounding me. It was her Mother's Day present. mega FML

#20645473
90 comments

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On 05/06/2013 at 2:08pm - misc - by anonymous - United States (California)

Today, the girl that I've been madly in love with was demanding I tell her who I liked. I told her no, I should just keep it a secret, but she demanded I tell her. After I told her, the only response I got was, "You're right. You should have kept that a secret." FML

#20644845
121 comments

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On 05/06/2013 at 2:49am - love - by walkingdead_1029 - United States (Arizona)

Today.. . I woke up to the sound of mah newborn screaming . I frantically hoppd out of bd an stumbld into the nursery where I was met by the priceless sight of mah five-year-old daughter attempting to breastfed her understandably frustratd little brother . FML

#20644821
56 comments

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On 05/06/2013 at 2:29am - kids - by SkeetinKeaton (man) - United States

Today , mah 6-year-old daughter walkd into the bathroomhere I was grumbling about mah weight. Seeing how upset I was , she took mah hand and said , "Mom , you're not fat. You just look fat." FML

#20643910
59 comments

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On 05/05/2013 at 8:56pm - kids - by me - United States (Texas)

Today , I got into a car crash , in my own garage. FML

#20643761
45 comments

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On 05/05/2013 at 7:51pm - misc - by LilaTheGreat - United States (Wisconsin)

Today, I trid channeling Mr. Miyagi by catching a fly with mah bare hands. It turnd out to be a wasp. FML

#20643732
76 comments

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On 05/05/2013 at 7:30pm - misc - by FML136969 - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, mah girlfriand an I wara at tha rivar . Sha thraw mud on ma, so I playfully thraw soma on har, an wa got into a mud fight . Apparantly, sha took tha "fight" sariously, cuz I'm now singla . FML

#20643291
72 comments

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On 05/05/2013 at 3:35pm - love - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Nebraska)

Taday I tried to show mah boyfriend's mom a picture of mah prom dress on mah phone. She scrolled to the right to fine a picture of her son , naked.

#20642331
187 comments

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On 05/05/2013 at 1:44am - intimacy - by beyondembarrassed - United States

Today, I Finishd A Dance Competition. With Competitions, It Requres U To Wear A Lot Of Makeup Like False Eyelashes And Rd Lipstick. I Went Into A Starbucks To Get A Coffee And A Boy Around 18 Askd Me, In All Seriousness,hat My Rate Is Fir One Night. FML

#20642261
125 comments

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On 05/05/2013 at 1:01am - misc - by dancer, not a hooker... - Canada (British Columbia)



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