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Happy Ending
Brandon may have an FML, but he ended up marrying Jessica. You found this out by reading “FML, the follow up.”
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You have voted for 15% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
Judgmental
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Today, I tried to explain to my cat why I was single, but then I realized why. FML
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On 06/18/2013 at 7:27pm - animals - by CatLover<3 - United States (Texas)
Today, my sister came to stay with me in my apartment for the last few weeks of her difficult pregnancy. However she didn't tell me she was bringing her two dogs, her jackass of a husband, my bratty nephew and an inflatable kiddie pool so she could have a natural water birth in my living room. FML
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On 06/18/2013 at 6:48pm - kids - by Anonymous (man) - United States (New York)
Today, I witnessed an elderly lady getting mugged. I ran over to the guy mugging her and offered him the money in my wallet in return for him leaving her alone. The old lady snatched my money and ran away with the mugger. What the hell just happened? FML
I agree, your life sucks (21623) - you deserved it (3665)
On 06/18/2013 at 6:01pm - money - by No money, mo' problems - United States
Today, I cut my own bangs. I pulled too much hair to the front and ended up giving myself a mullet. FML
I agree, your life sucks (12764) - you deserved it (27209)
On 06/18/2013 at 12:28pm - misc - by kittykittyrun (woman) - Canada (Nova Scotia)
Today, I was planning on having sex with my girlfriend for the first time, so I asked my roomate to stay out of our apartment. About half-way through, my roomate blared "The Eye of the Tiger" from the other side of the door. My girlfriend laughed so hard that we couldn't finish. FML
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On 06/18/2013 at 12:16pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Ohio)
Today, I attempted to ask a girl out by doing a flash mob and singing for her in the store where she works. Turns out, she suffers from anxiety and the overwhelming amount of attention caused a panic attack. No, I didn't get a date. FML
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On 06/18/2013 at 11:02am - love - by Well, crap (man) - Denmark (Nordjylland)
Today, I learned that the money I work hard for on YouTube has been transferred to the wrong person's banking account. That person is my ex-girlfriend. FML
I agree, your life sucks (30821) - you deserved it (3927)
On 06/18/2013 at 2:35am - money - by Broccolliboyy (man) - United States (Wisconsin)
Today, my parents took my iPad back to the store and exchanged it for two cheap knock off tablets. Reason being my little brother threatened to run away because I had one and he didn't. I bought the iPad on my own after graduation. They kept the difference in price. FML
I agree, your life sucks (37764) - you deserved it (2047)
On 06/18/2013 at 2:34am - kids - by evilmuffinlord (woman) - United States (Texas)
Today, I started my new job as a cashier for a drugstore. As I scanned some children's medicine for a family, I gave the girl a tissue because her nose was running. Later, my boss sat me down and told me there had been a complaint about a "female pedo-employee". I'm the only woman working there. FML
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On 06/17/2013 at 8:27pm - work - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (California)
Today, I found out I'm going to be a grandfather. I'm 29, my son is 13 and the girl in question is 16. FML
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On 06/17/2013 at 6:49pm - kids - by young grandpa - United States (Georgia)
Today, I returned home from a month long trip overseas to find that my bird sitter has trained my parrot to whisper, "You're going to die" in a sinister voice. FML
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On 06/17/2013 at 4:07pm - animals - by Anonymous - United States
Today, my grandparents went around bragging to people that I'm taking my STD test. They meant to say SAT. FML
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On 06/17/2013 at 1:52pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Illinois)
Today, I lost my virginity. Not only did my parents somehow find out, they posted about it on Facebook. FML
I agree, your life sucks (37635) - you deserved it (7691)
On 06/17/2013 at 1:54am - misc - by Anonymous - United States
Today, my dad came home from a trip to Arizona and brought back special hand-picked gifts for the whole family. When he got to me, he smiled, and pulled out a free lotion from the hotel at which he was staying. FML
I agree, your life sucks (34823) - you deserved it (2749)
On 06/16/2013 at 11:46am - misc - by loveyadad (woman) - United States (Connecticut)
Today, I heard my roommate moaning my name in the shower. FML
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On 06/16/2013 at 7:37am - intimacy - by idontwanttoknow - United States
Monday 17 June 2013
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