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by blemarooney / 05/01/2015 at 7:34pm / Ireland (Dublin) / Miscellaneous
by Lily_Rain77 / 01/07/2015 at 7:52pm / Canada (British Columbia) / Miscellaneous
by katnl21 / 11/08/2014 at 12:37pm / Canada (Newfoundland) / Health
by fredfredburger / 06/25/2014 at 1:45pm / United States (Missouri) / Love
by Anonymous / 06/23/2014 at 3:52pm / United States / Miscellaneous
Today, my friends thought it would be funny to slip a condom under my pillow at boot camp. The staff found out, I got bitched out for 30 minutes straight, and now I have to put a condom on the grip of any rifle I'm issued for a week. My new callsign is "Love Glove". FML
by LoveGlove / 06/21/2014 at 5:42pm / Canada (Alberta) / Work
by anon / 06/21/2014 at 8:50am / United States (New Jersey) / Health
by NextTimeMom'sDriving / 06/11/2014 at 12:41pm / Canada (British Columbia) / Miscellaneous
Today, my friend announced that she'd lost weight recently. As I was congratulating her, my baby sister said, "I think you're still fat but that's good because you can give more meat to God when you go to heaven." Now I have to explain to a 6-year-old that God isn't a cannibal. FML
by Anonymous / 05/26/2014 at 7:37am / United Kingdom (Wolverhampton) / Kids
by Baby eater / 05/19/2014 at 8:00pm / United States (Tennessee) / Kids
by nosestealer / 07/07/2013 at 5:57pm / Canada (Ontario) / Kids
by piece of shed / 08/31/2011 at 10:00am / United States (New York) / Kids
by Anonymous / 10/17/2010 at 8:27pm / United States (Florida) / Intimacy
Today, I was listening to music while my grandma and mom were in the same room. I only had one headphone in. My mom, thinking I had both in, started telling my grandma how much of a "little bitch" I am. My grandma went on to say, "She's also a slut." FML
by Momlovesme / 08/07/2009 at 8:43pm / United States (Colorado) / Miscellaneous
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