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Today, my parents went out of town and I was home all alone. I put up party decorations such as streamers, balloons and confetti. Then, I drank out of red cups, crushed them up and put them all over the house. I didn't have a party, I just wanted to convince my family that I'm not a loser. FML

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162 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22931) - you deserved it (17277)

On 04/24/2012 at 5:28pm - misc - by Jaclk - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, after several years of having her help me out by doing household chores, I bought my fifteen-year-old daughter a new pair of jeans. Her reaction was to squeal, "Master has presented Dobby with clothes. Dobby is free!" FML

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581 comments

I agree, your life sucks (13031) - you deserved it (53978) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 04/13/2012 at 10:06pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - France

Today, while I was cuddling with my girlfriend, she looked at me and leaned in. Thinking she was going to kiss me, I leaned too. Just as we were about to kiss, she screamed "COW KISSES" and somehow managed to lick my eyeball. FML

#19297004
156 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26456) - you deserved it (4418)

On 03/17/2012 at 10:32pm - love - by Brian - United States (Washington)

Today, my wife bought $80 worth of Glee songs on iTunes. FML

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335 comments

I agree, your life sucks (50635) - you deserved it (9650)

On 04/26/2011 at 9:20pm - money - by Chad - United States

Today, I was driving with my dog. Looking out the half-open window he stepped on the switch, the window went up, causing his head to get stuck. I looked down and he had scared the shit out of himself, all over my shirt. FML

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143 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25277) - you deserved it (9211)

On 12/14/2010 at 11:24pm - animals - by fufu_mutt (woman) - United States (Wisconsin)

Today, my husband was choosing an auto insurance. Geico was $500 and Allstate was $200. He chose Geico because it had a 'cute little lizard.' FML

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120 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28447) - you deserved it (4278)

On 12/14/2009 at 12:03am - money - by Cathy (woman) - United States (Florida)



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