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  • Birth Date : Thursday 20 January 1994 (20 years)
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About TMFiZz : I enjoy video games and playing soccer on my free time...

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TMFiZz's favorite FMLs

Today, my best friend and I were playing Call of Duty, when he said he had to go to the bathroom. Curious, I checked his phone. A text message read, "Tell your friend you're going to the bathroom and come eat. Pizza is here." from his dad. Apparently, I'm not good enough to feed. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (34345) - you deserved it (7081)

On 09/04/2011 at 12:16am - misc - by Pizza-less - United States (Washington)

Today, my boyfriend questioned why I always put my shirts in the dryer right before wearing them. I told him it was because the dryer causes my shirts to regain their form and tightness. His response: "You should throw your vagina in there along with them." FML

#12822018
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I agree, your life sucks (39368) - you deserved it (14826)

On 08/30/2010 at 1:51pm - intimacy - by FYouBoyfriend (woman) - United States (Ohio)

Today, I came home after ten hours at work to find my unemployed wife and 4 kids sprawled out watching TV waiting for me to get home and cook for them. I had to wash all the dishes first because they didn't feel like getting up or helping. FML

#10499435
230 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38803) - you deserved it (8258)

On 05/13/2010 at 12:07am - work - by justkillm3 - United States (North Carolina)

Today, I learnt that if you accidentally sit on a hamster, instead of dying, it bites your testicles. FML

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208 comments

I agree, your life sucks (9386) - you deserved it (37200)

On 03/01/2010 at 4:13am - animals - by ItHurtsLIkeHell (man) - Malaysia (Pulau Pinang)



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