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Today, my 5-year-old son put my car keys in the microwave thinking that they would 'warm up' my car. FML


I agree, your life sucks (14386) - you deserved it (1393)

On 11/30/2015 at 4:27pm - kids - by jimmy - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I managed to accidentally drop an entire cake on my laptop's keyboard. There's so much frosting stuck under the keys, I have no idea how I'm going to clean it out. FML


I agree, your life sucks (19198) - you deserved it (6507)

On 11/26/2015 at 2:57am - misc - by hating my life - United States

Today, I excitedly told my husband that I'm pregnant with our first child. With the most shit-eating grin, he said, "Hi, Pregnant. I'm dad." FML


I agree, your life sucks (26757) - you deserved it (8158)

On 11/17/2015 at 9:13pm - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Virginia)

Today, I learned that it's possible to get hit by a bird while bungee jumping. FML


I agree, your life sucks (22353) - you deserved it (1946)

On 08/19/2015 at 1:44pm - misc - by SebastianCT - United States (Florida)

Today, my internet was so slow I couldn't even load an internet speed test to see how slow my internet was. FML


I agree, your life sucks (25865) - you deserved it (2697)

On 07/04/2015 at 5:30am - misc - by bbcgj - Sweden (Stockholms Lan)

Today, I underwent surgery and feeling rather groggy upon being awoken, I very loudly declared, "I've always had a thing for doctors. Kiss me?" then promptly giggled, tried to launch myself in a random doctor's arms and fell flat on my face. FML


I agree, your life sucks (26443) - you deserved it (4640)

On 06/12/2015 at 3:43pm - love - by Anonymous - United Kingdom (London, City of)

Today, I was supposed to light candles at my aunt's wedding. I accidentally lit the groom on fire. FML


I agree, your life sucks (31154) - you deserved it (6032)

On 05/01/2015 at 9:41am - misc - by why? - United States

Today, I asked my class to name some West African countries. Several of them thought Ebola was a country. I teach an AP history class. FML


I agree, your life sucks (35370) - you deserved it (3937)

On 04/27/2015 at 12:58am - work - by advanced history teacher (man) - United States (Arizona)

Today, my husband was involved in a horrible series of accidents; he repeatedly slipped and fell into my best friend's vagina. FML


I agree, your life sucks (49056) - you deserved it (3684)

On 03/28/2015 at 5:20am - intimacy - by soontobewidow (woman) - Turkey (Istanbul)

Today, my boss used Siri to settle a debate we were having in our team meeting. Siri responded by calling him "Daddy". FML

Today, I noticed our weekly biohazardous waste pickup didn't occur as usual at the surgery center where I work. After calling, the company informed me they were short staffed and couldn't make it out 'til next week. Guess that amputated finger is just going to marinate another week. FML

Today, I received a panicked email from one of my university students on my course on Russian history, stating that he'd "always thought Stalin was fake, like the moon landing". FML


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On 01/30/2015 at 5:51am - work - by Anonymous - United Kingdom (Surrey)

Today, my girlfriend gave me my first handjob. I was nervous, so when she went to do it, I panicked and yelled, "Firmly grasp it!" She then couldn't stop laughing because it was a line from SpongeBob. FML

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