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Supersuzzy
  • Town/Country : FLAGSTAFF, AZ
  • Title : Not specified
  • Birth Date : Sunday 28 June 1992 (19 years)
  • Number of visits : 119
  • Number of comments : 0
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 5 posted

About Supersuzzy : Hii im Suzzy.I'm Average yet unique♥.I love making new friends and meeting new people:DI Don't hate people but people hate me.I express myself through dance,song,art, and laughterIm trouble, Im out-going Crazy,and not to mention loud. You'll think im annoying.I have lots of phobias such as Coulrophobia,Achluophobia,,Agyrophobia,Altophobia, Tomophobia,Tetanophobia,and Polyphobia:]I have a huge heart♥.I go to lengths to get an unhappy person to smile. My smile never breaks.my life,leave it alone..I'm Easily amused && Easily broken.I forgive to easy and I'm always getting hurt.i know one day ill bee who i want to be.that day will come soon.then ill enjoy life soo much more.I almost never make sense when i talk:]I always say the wrongs things,and have a very bad mouth.Th.♥.I believe things fall apart so better things can fall together♥ && I believe what doesn’t kill you only makes you stronger.

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Today, my boyfriend came over to my parents' house for dinner. My dad made Holocaust jokes the entire time. My boyfriend is Jewish. FML

#19023656 (46)

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On 02/08/2012 at 12:17am - love - by daughterofanazi (woman) - United States (California)

Today, my wife posted on Facebook, "FUCK THA POLICE!" She got 40 likes. I'm a police officer. FML

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On 01/16/2012 at 10:19pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I have to go on a diet, because I can't afford to buy bigger clothes. FML

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On 01/10/2012 at 7:37pm - money - by Voltron - United States

Today, some friends and I were pulled over on our way back from a party. We'd had a few drinks, so we tried to play it cool just in case we were over the limit. The cop didn't seem to want to breathalyze us, until my really high friend in the back seat said, "These are not the droids you are looking for." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (3591) - you deserved it (12048)

On 12/07/2011 at 9:46am - misc - by Notadrinkanddriveidiot - United States

Today, my wife told our six year old daughter that the devil beats his wife whenever there's a rainbow. Now she won't stop crying. FML

#17635834 (311)

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On 09/01/2011 at 2:02pm - kids - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Illinois)

Today, I was sitting at a traffic light when a cute girl appeared at the side of the road. I sat and watched her until she had crossed, when I realised that I had missed the light. A large queue of cars had built up behind me, yet none of them used their horn because I was driving my police car. FML

#13788956 (215)

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On 11/10/2010 at 10:29am - misc - by Anonymous - United Kingdom (York)

Today, I went to a restaurant for lunch. I began to eat when I noticed a blond hair in my food. When that happened, I went up to the counter and began complaining about their hygiene. When the manager insisted no one that works there had long blond hair, I realized that it was my hair. FML

#5568676 (127)

I agree, your life sucks (3008) - you deserved it (41423)

On 09/30/2009 at 5:22pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I went to a school committee meeting. I sat opposite my boyfriend. To get his attention I began stroking his crotch area with my leg. The principal stood up 5 minutes later pulling me under the table. My tights were caught in his zipper. FML

#5548744 (98)

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On 09/29/2009 at 3:45pm - intimacy - by clumssyXO (woman) - Hungary (Veszprem)

Today, I was picking up my 10 year old step-son from the airport. He began screaming and crying saying that I wasn't his father. I ended up sitting in a holding room because the security guards thought I was kidnapping him. My wife thought it was hilarious. FML

#5525269 (77)

I agree, your life sucks (34216) - you deserved it (2074)

On 09/28/2009 at 11:13am - kids - by justgreat (man) - United States (Virginia)

Today, I met my boyfriend's father for the first time. We were at a restaurant and my bofriend kept playing footsie with me under the table. When my boyfriend excused himself to go to the restroom, the game of footsie was still going on. FML

#5519699 (108)

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On 09/28/2009 at 12:10am - misc - by ohcrap (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, I finally had sex with this great guy I've been seeing. I thought I'd found a catch. We get into his room, start kissing, and things heat up. Everything is perfect until he reaches under his bed, pulls out a doughnut and shoves it into my mouth, snarling, "eat it, eat it!" FML

#4499384 (285)

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On 08/13/2009 at 11:23am - intimacy - by esb (woman) - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, was my wedding night. We had decided to wait until marriage to have sex. When I undressed and smiled at my new wife, she burst into tears and cried, "please don't make me do this." FML

#2200863 (544)

I agree, your life sucks (142150) - you deserved it (12676)

On 05/23/2009 at 12:44am - intimacy - by honeymoondisaster (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I was about to lose my virginity with my girlfriend of 2 years, when I got an urgent phone call from my 9-year-old sister, telling me I had to come home immediately. My grandma fell off the toilet and got stuck between the bowl and the wall. I'm not making this up. FML

#1604682 (325)

I agree, your life sucks (168582) - you deserved it (8584)

On 05/03/2009 at 7:22pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United States

Today, this girl and I were chilling in my apartment and things got heated up and we started making out. One thing lead to another and the next thing I knew she was giving me head. I was getting ready to bust when she stopped, looked up into my eyes and said "Do you believe in Jesus?" FML

#618909 (375)

I agree, your life sucks (138209) - you deserved it (18732)

On 03/26/2009 at 7:41am - intimacy - by JAY22 (man) - United States (Florida)

Today, I had drunk sex with a girl that I barely know. I didn't have a condom and was nervous about getting her pregnant, but she assured me that I could pull out. Right when I was about to pull out, she wrapped her legs around me and yelled, "BE MY BABY'S DADDY!" I couldn't get out in time. FML

#253938 (1736)

I agree, your life sucks (362908) - you deserved it (401229)

On 03/09/2009 at 6:58pm - intimacy - by RC3Welly (man) - United States (Florida)