About Sunkistlover718 : I lurk in the shadows, only uttering comments when I feel especially compelled to.
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Sunkistlover718's favorite FMLs
by puppylove / 10/20/2012 at 3:16am / United States / Animals
by Nutellalover / 10/19/2012 at 10:19am / Germany (Nordrhein-Westfalen) / Health
by Anonymous / 10/18/2012 at 1:33am / United States / Animals
by satanworshipper / 10/18/2012 at 12:58am / United States (Florida) / Work
by Anonymous / 10/17/2012 at 1:18am / France (Bretagne) / Love
Today, a cute girl sitting next to me asked if she could use my phone. As I handed it to her, I attempted to use the expression "knock yourself out," but for a reason I can still not fathom, it came out as "kill yourself." FML
by Holy Testacles / 10/17/2012 at 12:45am / United States / Miscellaneous
Today, a one-eyed drunken homeless man followed me around the store I work at, screaming at me because I turned down his sexual advances. My managers and coworkers wouldn't kick him out because they thought it was funny. FML
by Anonymous / 10/16/2012 at 12:48am / United States (Missouri) / Work
by leafscupwin / 10/16/2012 at 12:16am / Canada (Ontario) / Work
by Anonymous / 10/15/2012 at 9:19pm / United States (Indiana) / Miscellaneous
by stop it ninja / 10/14/2012 at 3:00am / United States (Virginia) / Animals
by Light Sleeper / 10/14/2012 at 12:24am / United States (Indiana) / Intimacy
by Anonymous / 10/08/2012 at 6:27pm / Canada (Nova Scotia) / Kids
by Unfortunate / 10/07/2012 at 8:24pm / United States (Washington) / Intimacy
Today, while working at the daycare, I had to clean the entire place. During the next four hours, I scooped up three human teeth, a rotten log of shit, a tire iron, a condom wrapper, and a yogurt that expired in 2003. I only cleaned the place a week ago. FML
by Skidmark Sally / 10/07/2012 at 5:41pm / United States (New Mexico) / Kids
by justabitembarrassed / 10/07/2012 at 10:20am / United States (Ohio) / Love
- 1Today, my boyfriend said I didn't give him enough attention because of my busy work life. So… he… 2Today, I was making the daily commute to work when suddenly my mother calls me, crying that there's… 3Today, my boyfriend presented me with a 30-minute montage video of him working out and flexing his…