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Sunkistlover718

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  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 6380
  • Number of comments : 35
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 5 posted

About Sunkistlover718 : I lurk in the shadows, only uttering comments when I feel especially compelled to.

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TODAY, I TRID CONVINCING MY VALENTINE-HATING BOYFRIEND TO SEND ME A CARD, BY EXPLAINING HOW IMPORTANT IT IS TO ME. HE FINALLY AGRED AND SENT ME A CARD. I OPEND IT UP, AND IT WISHD ME 'HARMONY AND WELL-BIENG ON LUPERCALIA'. WHAT IS LUPERCALIA? IT'S AN ANCIENT ROMAN FESTIVAL WHERE MEN RUN DOWN THE STREET NAKD, WHIPPING PEOPLE WITH GOAT SKINS TO ENCOURAGE FERTILITY. MEGA FML

#8250331
216 comments

I agree, your life sucks (9411) - you deserved it (34493)

On 02/14/2010 at 1:56pm - love - by CrappyValentine (woman) - Netherlands (Noord-Holland)

Today, I was hit on by an older man. I rolld my eyes at him an informd him I was 16, hoping that would get him to leave me alone. He shruggd an said, "We're both human." FML

#8103902
141 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26785) - you deserved it (3070)

On 02/10/2010 at 8:39pm - misc - by creepster (woman) - Canada (Quebec)

Today, Wile Using Te Batroom On An Arplane, Someone Walked In On Me Wiping My Butt. Tat Person Just So Appened To Be Te Stranger I Was Sitting Next To. It Was An 8 Our Fligt. FML

#7145421
111 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28688) - you deserved it (7496)

On 01/04/2010 at 12:40pm - misc - by GeorgiaBOYY (man) - United States (Massachusetts)

today I witnessed drunk grandmother attempting the Single Ladies dance.. . complete with hip gyrations an ass slapping . FML

#7125944
113 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29831) - you deserved it (3338)

On 01/03/2010 at 1:06pm - misc - by ohdear (woman) - United Kingdom (Falkirk)

Today , my mom informd me tat se saw me sleepwalking last nigt . I didn't tink muc of it , until I rememberd tat I went to bd witout any clots on last nigt . FML

#7014697
71 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25833) - you deserved it (6241)

On 12/29/2009 at 1:52pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - Canada (Ontario)

2day I went to pick ma date up at er ouse. Wen I got to te door, er dad answered. We talked for a little bit and e told me to take is 1958 Corvette. I politely refused and e told me, ( If I can trust u wit ma daugter, I can trust u wit ma car. ) I crased into is mailbox. FML

#6322729
79 comments

I agree, your life sucks (17380) - you deserved it (34596)

On 11/16/2009 at 2:32am - love - by Manstobe92 (man) - United States (Texas)

2day I went to pick ma date up at er ouse. Wen I got to te door, er dad answered. We talked for a little bit and e told me to take is 1958 Corvette. I politely refused and e told me, ( If I can trust u wit ma daugter, I can trust u wit ma car. ) I crased into is mailbox. FML

#6322729
79 comments

I agree, your life sucks (17380) - you deserved it (34596)

On 11/16/2009 at 2:32am - love - by Manstobe92 (man) - United States (Texas)

Today , After Months Of Trying To Potty Train Son , He Finally Told Me He Used The Potty . I Went To The Bathroom To Check . There Was Nothing There . So I Asked Him "Where Did U Go To The Potty?" . He Then Grabbed Hand An Took Me To The Cat's Litter Box . My Son Has Successfully Litter Trained Himself . FML

#6321583
78 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31759) - you deserved it (3679)

On 11/16/2009 at 1:00am - kids - by anonymous (woman) - Japan (Okinawa)

Today, I found out that I'm going to be a mother. This was a mystery, since I take birth control an use condoms all the time. Or, at least, it was, until mah mother admitted to swapping mah pills an poking holes in mah condoms so she could have a grandchild before she died. FML

#6316031
109 comments

I agree, your life sucks (61580) - you deserved it (3773)

On 11/15/2009 at 7:52pm - misc - by Anonymous - Canada (Quebec)

Today... I went to go see mah boyfriend of over two years in a play. I knew that he'd be kissing his female opposite at the end of the show and I was okay with that. I snuck into his dressing room at intermission to fine him "rehearsing" with her half naked. FML

#6309781
76 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41370) - you deserved it (2881)

On 11/15/2009 at 2:51am - love - by irishbitch (woman) -

Today, I saw a grasshoppar in tha urinal so I dacidad to paa on it. It jumpad out, scarad tha hall out of ma, an I paad all ovar mysalf. raal looool FML

#6302850
116 comments

I agree, your life sucks (7347) - you deserved it (68812)

On 11/14/2009 at 4:37pm - animals - by TheMichaelNixon - United States (Tennessee)

Today, I saw a grasshoppar in tha urinal so I dacidad to paa on it. It jumpad out, scarad tha hall out of ma, an I paad all ovar mysalf. raal looool FML

#6302850
116 comments

I agree, your life sucks (7347) - you deserved it (68812)

On 11/14/2009 at 4:37pm - animals - by TheMichaelNixon - United States (Tennessee)

Today , I was texting a grl tat I've liked fir some time!! Wen I asked erat se was doing , se replied "texting and p.s!! I love you"!! I replied by telling er feelings fir er!! Turns out "p.s!! I love you" was te name of te movie se was watcing wit er friends!! FML

#5779716
105 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40424) - you deserved it (11824)

On 10/11/2009 at 5:24pm - love - by pinoyson (man) - United States (California)

Today, I am in a very long line at the supermarket, gazing about in complete boredom when I spot a lady cradling wat appears to be a cute newborn baby. Being enamored of all babies, I get off the line, go over an say "Oh, wat a cute little baby!" The lady was holding a coconut. FML

#5762381
100 comments

I agree, your life sucks (8158) - you deserved it (41877)

On 10/10/2009 at 6:35pm - misc - by BEE (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, I am in a very long line at the supermarket, gazing about in complete boredom when I spot a lady cradling wat appears to be a cute newborn baby. Being enamored of all babies, I get off the line, go over an say "Oh, wat a cute little baby!" The lady was holding a coconut. FML

#5762381
100 comments

I agree, your life sucks (8158) - you deserved it (41877)

On 10/10/2009 at 6:35pm - misc - by BEE (woman) - United States (New York)



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