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Sunkistlover718
  • Town/Country : Close to Philadelphia, USA
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 2874
  • Number of comments : 35
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 5 posted

About Sunkistlover718 : I lurk in the shadows, only uttering comments when I feel especially compelled to.

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Today, I paid for someone else's pee so that I could pass my drug test. I didn't pass the drug test. FML

#19520767
220 comments

I agree, your life sucks (7257) - you deserved it (58178)

On 04/24/2012 at 4:29am - work - by xharmonyx - United States

Today, I got home from work to find my boyfriend sobbing hysterically over the death of his cat. The only cat he could be talking about is the one on his Sims account. FML

#19505597
126 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18778) - you deserved it (1951)

On 04/21/2012 at 10:50am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Maryland)

Today, my mum bought a phone. Since teaching her how to text, I have received 27 messages, repeatedly saying the word "penis". FML

#19505040
139 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20419) - you deserved it (4030)

On 04/21/2012 at 5:26am - misc - by jaderie - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, I had to explain to my neighbor that black people aren't all lactose intolerant. His eyes still bulge out every time I eat cheese. FML

Today, I overheard a conversation between coworkers, during which my name was mentioned, then, "and then I followed her around for a bit, but she didn’t do it again." Everyone laughed. I've no idea what I did that was so funny. FML

#19492319
82 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18804) - you deserved it (1678)

On 04/18/2012 at 9:15pm - work - by What? (woman) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, I have been awake so long I hallucinated a llama in my living room. I have a medical condition that keeps me from sleeping properly. I've run out of medication. I still see the llama. FML

#19482788
283 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27254) - you deserved it (2369)

On 04/17/2012 at 5:38am - health - by SeeingLlamas (woman) - United States (Tennessee)

Today, my wife and I decided to try role-playing. I started cleaning the pool. waiting for her to come out and be sexy, but she never did. I'd cleaned the entire pool before going into the house to ask why she never came out. She said she tricked me into cleaning the pool. FML

#19455819
150 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25363) - you deserved it (17682)

On 04/12/2012 at 1:54pm - intimacy - by CantPublish - United States (California)

Today, while running in the park, I noticed some ducks in a pond. I stopped to look at them and began quacking at them, to see if they would react. This would have been OK had I not been wearing ear-buds, blasting music, making me unable to realize just how loud I was quacking. With people all around. FML

#19449312
137 comments

I agree, your life sucks (5857) - you deserved it (27493)

On 04/11/2012 at 11:39am - animals - by Quackers (woman) - United States (Colorado)

Today, while lying in bed, I heard a strange grating noise coming from the hallway. After recovering from my initial assumption that it was a poltergeist come to murder me and steal my liver, I went out to investigate. It was there that I discovered my bulldog casually eating into the wall. FML

Today, I woke up to the sight of a zucchini and a condom on my bedside table, along with a note saying "I know it's tough being single." Apparently my mom has boundary issues, my dad will laugh at anything, and the fact I just got dumped means nothing. FML

#19437878
121 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25586) - you deserved it (2381)

On 04/09/2012 at 5:34pm - intimacy - by Madeline Lee (woman) - France (Aquitaine)

Today, after being filled with joy after seeing my very elderly cat finally enjoying the sun in my garden, I skipped over to give her a hug. Turns out she was taking a shit. FML

#19435990
168 comments

I agree, your life sucks (12474) - you deserved it (6149)

On 04/09/2012 at 11:22am - animals - by Ew. (woman) - United Kingdom

Today, my wife sent me to the store to pick stuff up so we could make BLTs. I got the bacon, but couldn't remember what else went into them, so I bought an avocado and napkins. When I got back home, my wife very slowly and sarcastically explained what BLT stands for. FML

#19424336
280 comments

I agree, your life sucks (6267) - you deserved it (44659)

On 04/07/2012 at 3:40pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States

Today, I realized I'm too short to use the urinals at work. FML

#19416439
125 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24320) - you deserved it (2333)

On 04/06/2012 at 7:32am - work - by littleman (man) - United States

Today, I went to my Christian accountability partner from church to talk about continuing to maintain Christian values. We had sex. Oh, the irony. FML

#19409993
32 comments

I agree, your life sucks (7720) - you deserved it (34277)

On 04/05/2012 at 12:17am - intimacy - by Badchristian (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, my boyfriend was over. I asked my dad how long until dinner was ready, his reply was, "Five minutes, so no, you can't go upstairs for a quickie". FML

#19407529
87 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25062) - you deserved it (6183)

On 04/04/2012 at 5:11pm - intimacy - by KatieB (woman) - United Kingdom (Nottinghamshire)



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