About Sunkistlover718 : I lurk in the shadows, only uttering comments when I feel especially compelled to.
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by Bad Mommy / 06/21/2012 at 1:40am / United States (California) / Kids
Today, I was so out of it from a lack of sleep and an accidental antihistamine overdose, I tried to offer my cat a cup of tea, and actually got pissed off when he didn't reply. It took me a good five minutes to understand what just happened. FML
by anonymous / 06/20/2012 at 10:09am / United Kingdom / Animals
Today, I realized that the only times I get to hang out with my friends outside of school are when one of them accidentally mentions plans in front of me and they are obligated by social protocol to invite me. FML
by Anonymous / 06/19/2012 at 4:59pm / Canada (Nova Scotia) / Miscellaneous
by Shelby / 06/19/2012 at 12:38pm / United States (Illinois) / Miscellaneous
by megasniper240 / 06/19/2012 at 11:35am / United States (New York) / Intimacy
by Anonymous / 06/18/2012 at 11:33pm / United States / Intimacy
Today, I visited my new doctor for the migraines I've been getting lately. Right from the start, I could have sworn the guy was on drugs. He just listened to my heartbeat, said, "Well Dave, it sounds like gallstones" and said they'll pass naturally. FML
by davav74 / 06/15/2012 at 7:31pm / United Kingdom (Cambridgeshire) / Health
Today, I received the photos my friend took of me proposing to my girlfriend. I'd proposed at the place we'd first met: the local zoo. When I looked them over, I noticed there was an elephant taking a poop in the background. FML
by Anonymous / 06/15/2012 at 1:12pm / United States (South Carolina) / Love
by latino14 / 06/15/2012 at 7:27am / United States (Maryland) / Health
by creeped out / 06/12/2012 at 2:28pm / United States (New York) / Miscellaneous
Today, I confronted my husband over the fact that despite me working two jobs to support us for the last three years, we're nowhere near our goal of buying a house. He actually had the brass balls to defend pissing my money down the drain on his ceramic cat collection. FML
by Catherine / 06/10/2012 at 2:11pm / United Kingdom (London, City of) / Money
by fernie vazquez / 06/10/2012 at 5:16am / United States (California) / Love
Today, I drove my drunk sister home after a wild night of partying. She did not go to bed as I expected; instead, she laid in the bathtub and cried every time I left her. Now it's 3AM, and she's using her bra as a lasso for various objects in the room. The best part is I work in 4 hours. FML
by eddie818 / 06/10/2012 at 3:54am / Canada (British Columbia) / Miscellaneous
Today, after a very painful mouth surgery, I went home to take a nap. Then my nose started bleeding, so I stuck a tissue in it and fell asleep. When I woke up, I was so high from painkillers that when I saw the tissue, I thought it was a ghost. I screamed so loud I burst a stitch. FML
by LaurenB / 06/07/2012 at 2:12pm / United States (New Hampshire) / Health
by Darwin_Award_Winner / 06/07/2012 at 8:10am / United States (Texas) / Health
- Today, it's my birthday. I was excited because of all the wall posts I got on Facebook. Then I saw… Today, my boyfriend tried to be dominant during sex. It was so out of character for him, I couldn't… Today, my boyfriend sent me a picture of a bra he claimed I left at his house. I know every single…