About Sunkistlover718 : I lurk in the shadows, only uttering comments when I feel especially compelled to.
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You posted a comment on the 31st of December between 11pm and 1am. Happy New Year!
Sunkistlover718's favorite FMLs
by babyeaternomnom / 06/30/2012 at 12:22pm / Canada (Ontario) / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 06/30/2012 at 5:45am / Intimacy
by mpsteve137 / 06/30/2012 at 2:21am / United States (Georgia) / Intimacy
by JJBones / 06/29/2012 at 6:03am / Canada (Alberta) / Miscellaneous
Today, I went to the bookstore and saw a stunning girl reading. I walked over and picked up a book, thinking our two books were the same category, hence a good conversation starter. She looked at me, and I pointed at my book and smiled. After that, she left. It was a sex position book. FML
by deli Shoppe / 06/27/2012 at 12:39am / United States (California) / Miscellaneous
Today, I was at the beach with my parents, and I went for a swim in the sea. I got out and my parents started laughing their asses off. It wasn't until my dad pulled a condom out of my hair that I realized what they were laughing at. My dad even took a picture. FML
by Anonymous / 06/26/2012 at 6:04pm / United Kingdom (Edinburgh, City of) / Holidays
by Anonymous / 06/26/2012 at 1:44am / United States / Health
Today, I foolishly told my husband that I know he's been holding back sexually, and that I was willing to indulge any sexual fantasies he may have. Now it seems that tonight, I'll be responding to the name "Fluttershy". FML
by Anonymous / 06/25/2012 at 6:08pm / Denmark (Hovedstaden) / Intimacy
Today, my boss grabbed my arm, raised it above my head, closed my other hand into a fist, and pushed it into his armpit. After staring at me for several seconds, he winked and left without saying a word. This isn't the weirdest thing he's done, and I'm actually starting to fear for my safety. FML
by thinkimquitting / 06/25/2012 at 5:49pm / Australia (Victoria) / Work
by Wwiimaniac / 06/25/2012 at 10:05am / United States (Texas) / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 06/24/2012 at 10:17am / Canada (Ontario) / Intimacy
by blah56 / 06/23/2012 at 1:17am / United States (Kentucky) / Love
by Uncomfy / 06/22/2012 at 7:01pm / United States (Colorado) / Intimacy
Today, I brought my girlfriend home for dinner. The first words out of my dad's mouth were apparently, "Ah, you must be Dan's slam-piece." I was in the living room and didn't quite catch it all, but I said, "She certainly is!" Now I'm single, and all my friends think I'm a bastard. FML
by igiveup / 06/21/2012 at 2:19pm / United States / Love
Today, when I told my family I was a vegetarian, I expected them to make fun of me because that's just my family. But what I wasn't expecting was my dad to use raw meat as a puppet and make it say, "Eat me! Eat me!" then throw it at my face. FML
by Anonymous / 06/21/2012 at 10:52am / United States (Massachusetts) / Miscellaneous