About Sunkistlover718 : I lurk in the shadows, only uttering comments when I feel especially compelled to.
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Sunkistlover718's favorite FMLs
Today, I was listening to some Michael Jackson through my earphones when I saw this really cute girl. Trying to impress, I aproached her while doing some dance moves, not thinking about how unbelievably stupid it must have looked without the music. FML
by Anonymous / 07/09/2012 at 6:37am / Sweden (Vastra Gotaland) / Miscellaneous
by moodyreallyrocks / 07/08/2012 at 8:30pm / United States (Kentucky) / Love
by Anonymous / 07/08/2012 at 7:26am / Australia / Miscellaneous
Today, my boyfriend thought it would be romantic to make me dinner surrounded by a candlelight setting. By the time I got home, we had 7 firefighters surrounding our house. Turns out one of the candles fell on the carpet and lit up the curtain as well. FML
by mynameiscrazy / 07/07/2012 at 9:42pm / Australia / Miscellaneous
by Dammit / 07/07/2012 at 12:45am / United States (California) / Health
by tagteam / 07/05/2012 at 12:30pm / United States (Massachusetts) / Animals
by Anonymous / 07/04/2012 at 12:40pm / Canada (Prince Edward Island) / Intimacy
by bob / 07/03/2012 at 1:33pm / United States (Ohio) / Intimacy
Today, I'm going to court to give an eyewitness account of a robbery. Unfortunately, I had a wacky dream last night concerning the robbery, and no longer have any idea of what actually happened in real life. FML
by Dreamer / 07/03/2012 at 2:22am / United States (California) / Miscellaneous
by nobrony / 07/02/2012 at 3:53pm / United States (New York) / Intimacy
by Anonymous / 07/01/2012 at 7:08pm / Intimacy
Today, my husband and I went to the store. Because we have no car, we had to walk four miles in the 115 fahrenheit weather. It didn't click until we were standing outside the door with a metric shit-tonne of ice-cream, that we'd have to tear ass back home to keep it all from melting. FML
by Anonymous / 07/01/2012 at 1:09pm / United States / Miscellaneous
Today, my daughter's hamster pulled the water bottle off the glass, so I decided to super-glue the bottle back on. We came back an hour later to see if it had stuck, only to find both the bottle and rodent glued to the glass. FML
by mommabuser / 07/01/2012 at 11:59am / Animals
by say my name / 06/30/2012 at 9:35pm / Intimacy
by Anonymous / 06/30/2012 at 8:31pm / Health
- Today, my boss reached over and yanked up my shirt right above my breasts while she said, "I'm all… Today, my boyfriend got off for real for the first time during sex. Apparently, he's been faking it… Today, I woke up after having a dream which included sex with a very hot guy. I realized it's about…