About Sunkistlover718 : I lurk in the shadows, only uttering comments when I feel especially compelled to.
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Sunkistlover718's favorite FMLs
by tuggernuts / 07/17/2012 at 11:32am / United States / Intimacy
by Anonymous / 07/17/2012 at 9:54am / Greece (Attiki) / Health
by Anonymous / 07/15/2012 at 8:12pm / Canada (Ontario) / Miscellaneous
Today, I got into a debate with my boyfriend over whether or not oral sex was considered sex. I stood firm that it was not. Apparently, he took this as permission, as later that night I walked in on him not having sex with my sister. FML
by oops / 07/15/2012 at 1:34am / United States / Intimacy
by Anonymous / 07/14/2012 at 10:43am / Japan (Tokyo) / Health
Today, my boyfriend and I were at a park, alone, late at night. Things were getting kind of heavy and he started undressing me, when we heard a loud "Hey!" and a flashlight coming through the bushes. My boyfriend then decided to ditch me, while still holding my shirt and bra. FML
by anonymous / 07/14/2012 at 1:06am / United States (Ohio) / Intimacy
Today, I'm still freshly circumcised. My penis is still very sensitive, and I can't squat to grab stuff off the floor because of the pressure against my jeans. Kicking the objects up into my hands was working well, that is until I spilled a pack of 300 toothpicks all over the floor. FML
by Anonymous / 07/13/2012 at 7:14pm / United States (Arizona) / Intimacy
by Marjorie / 07/13/2012 at 1:08pm / Canada (Ontario) / Kids
by shorty4 / 07/13/2012 at 10:36am / Canada (Alberta) / Miscellaneous
by hot coffee / 07/12/2012 at 11:17am / United Kingdom (Surrey) / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 07/12/2012 at 2:40am / United States (Texas) / Intimacy
by Anonymous / 07/11/2012 at 1:29am / United States (Texas) / Work
Today, I went to an amusement park with my ex in the hopes of re-kindling our relationship. While taking a break at the petting zoo, I got rammed in the balls by a goat. She laughed and patted the goat. FML
by Nomoreballs / 07/10/2012 at 7:10pm / Canada (Manitoba) / Animals
by Username / 07/10/2012 at 11:27am / United States / Miscellaneous
Today, I had this amazing dream that a beautiful girl was giving me head. It was getting really hot, so in my dream, I reached down to push on her head, but in real life I actually swung my arm down and punched myself in the balls. FML
by Anonymous / 07/10/2012 at 6:03am / United States / Intimacy
- Today, I found out I have a huge infected boil on my vagina. The worst part was that I wasn't the… Today, my dad came to confiscate my phone. I stuck it in between my boobs so he wouldn't be able to… Today, I got into a fight with my boyfriend. The only thing he could think of to cheer me up was to…
- Today, I’m in Mexico for an internship. I was at a party when a drunk guy harangued me, calling me… Today, I truly understood that I was in Germany when, in my workplace, during our lunch break, one… Today, I’m on vacation in Peru in the Amazonian forest. I woke up in the middle of the night to the…