About Sunkistlover718 : I lurk in the shadows, only uttering comments when I feel especially compelled to.
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by GMD / 09/18/2012 at 4:20pm / United Kingdom (Belfast) / Health
Today, I was on a train. An elderly woman and her daughter got on, looking for a seat. The daughter suggested the one next to mine. The elderly woman looked at me and said something in Russian. I speak some Russian. She said she didn't want to "sit by the hooker." FML
by dearbailee / 09/18/2012 at 10:04am / United States / Transportation
by daughter / 09/18/2012 at 12:25am / Sweden (Vastra Gotaland) / Love
Today, at school, a guy walked up to me and said I look a little too young to be at high school. I told him that I'm sixteen years old. He stared at my chest for several long seconds, muttered "What the fuck?" and walked off. FML
by wtf yourself, cunt / 09/17/2012 at 7:14pm / Australia (New South Wales) / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 09/13/2012 at 6:29pm / United States / Money
Today, I had my girlfriend over to meet my parents. After dinner, we were in the living room talking. My dad thought it would be funny to grab our cat, stick it down his shirt, then pretend to give birth to it, with sound effects. FML
by Sprtsgeek13 / 09/13/2012 at 8:37am / United States (Maine) / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 09/13/2012 at 1:30am / Canada (British Columbia) / Intimacy
Today, I was pulled over. The cop stated that he "couldn't see" me because I had "blended in with the dark car background", and that it looked like no one was driving. I was literally pulled over for being black. FML
by Anonymous / 09/12/2012 at 3:00am / United States (California) / Miscellaneous
by hahagirl / 09/12/2012 at 1:40am / United Kingdom / Miscellaneous
by Iguana / 09/11/2012 at 10:35pm / Canada (New Brunswick) / Intimacy
by liquidknight / 09/10/2012 at 8:48am / United States / Miscellaneous
by needtoscratch / 09/05/2012 at 10:06am / United States (Georgia) / Health
by Anonymous / 09/02/2012 at 10:07pm / United States (Michigan) / Animals
by thewhompingwillow / 09/01/2012 at 1:56pm / United States (Virginia) / Intimacy
- 1Today, my parents let me babysit my baby sister for the first time. About an hour after they left,… 2Today, I saw an elderly lady fall over in the street. Nobody bothered to do anything, so I went… 3Today, I was fired for being late to work, even though the only reason I was late was because I had…