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Today, I got my braces off. I also got my tongue pierced. Both by my orthodontist. FML

#18273711 (186)

I agree, your life sucks (11582) - you deserved it (940)

On 11/17/2011 at 4:27pm - health - by OUCH. - United States

Today, I was naked, still deciding what to wear, when the doorbell rang. I grabbed the closest thing to cover up with: my Snuggie. I answered the door, it was kids asking for donations. Without thinking, I turned around to grab my purse. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (9573) - you deserved it (18812)

On 11/15/2011 at 10:17pm - misc - by anonymous - Canada (Saskatchewan)

Today, my daughter asked me how to spell "Orange". "O-R-A-N-G-E" I replied. Without missing a beat, she says "No, I mean the colour, not the fruit." She is 16. FML

#18234448 (246)

I agree, your life sucks (30799) - you deserved it (4934)

On 11/13/2011 at 1:53am - kids - by weswithaute - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, like every day since my birth, my name is Spreme. Yeah, you probably have trouble pronouncing it correctly too. FML

#18227248 (463)

I agree, your life sucks (13711) - you deserved it (947) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 11/12/2011 at 10:42am - misc - by Nico - France

Today, I found a very large pumpkin super-glued to my car. It will not come off. FML

#16943359 (194)

I agree, your life sucks (10924) - you deserved it (920)

On 07/02/2011 at 12:46am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, I realized the guy I like is not deaf. This would normally be good news. However, for the past two weeks I assumed he was deaf after seeing him use sign language. I've been openly talking about him within earshot. FML

#13049804 (169)

I agree, your life sucks (5430) - you deserved it (28838)

On 09/14/2010 at 4:00pm - love - by Jackie - United States (California)

Today, I took my brother and nieces to the zoo. Two of the lions at the exhibit were mating, so I said, "They're playing leap-frog." My 4-year-old niece said, "Looks like they're fucking to me." FML

#12663575 (276)

I agree, your life sucks (35974) - you deserved it (10384)

On 08/21/2010 at 12:49pm - intimacy - by mc_dreamy - United States (Oklahoma)

Today, my girlfriend's mom and dad walked in on us while we were playing naked twister. FML

#12476862 (203)

I agree, your life sucks (15099) - you deserved it (20744)

On 08/12/2010 at 12:19pm - intimacy - by FML (man) - Canada (Saskatchewan)

Today, my mom was taking an online IQ test. To the question: 'On what continent is Canada located' she responded 'Antarctica.' If intelligence is genetic, I'm screwed. FML

#12438050 (233)

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On 08/10/2010 at 7:19pm - misc - by Brandon (man) - United States (Connecticut)

Today, I was doing a job for some people on my street cutting their bushes. After I had finished and went to get my pay, I realized I had gone to the wrong house. They called the police. FML

#12136195 (77)

I agree, your life sucks (8517) - you deserved it (16809)

On 07/27/2010 at 12:38am - work - by uugnfg - United States

Today, I had been sick all day, so to cheer me up my dad drove me to get ice cream. On our way back, we hit a puppy. FML

#12112091 (256)

I agree, your life sucks (34010) - you deserved it (2933)

On 07/25/2010 at 10:32pm - misc - by Username - Sent from mobile version

Today, I dislocated my shoulder. How? I went to a party with some friends and they each bet me $20 I couldn't lick my elbow. I guess I proved them wrong. FML

#12095964 (135)

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On 07/25/2010 at 1:06am - health - by one_BAMF - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I was reaching for something in the back of the refrigerator. The bottle of hot sauce that was in front of it fell and broke. Not only did the glass cut my feet up, but the hot sauce got in the fresh wounds. FML

#12071239 (159)

I agree, your life sucks (25761) - you deserved it (2716)

On 07/23/2010 at 8:06pm - health - by fiery (woman) - United States (Florida)

Today, while lifeguarding, I saw someone in the wave-pool who appeared to be drowning. So, I jumped in to attempt to save him. Turns out he wasn't drowning, he only had one arm. He yelled at me. FML

#12042807 (167)

I agree, your life sucks (23234) - you deserved it (3057)

On 07/22/2010 at 10:48am - work - by GuardOtto - United States

Today, I found my lost iPhone earbuds. In the cat litter box. I am 100% sure that they passed through my cat to get there. FML

#12002480 (104)

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On 07/20/2010 at 12:34pm - animals - by brentkd - United States