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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 1 March 1989 (25 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 439
  • Number of comments : 36
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

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Today, I posted a status on Facebook saying I was depressed and needed someone to talk to. Someone commented on it saying "Just kill yourself". It got 20 likes. FML

Today, I discovered that the painful eczema I get every winter was actually being caused by the moisturising cream I use to treat it. FML

#14221798
96 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25599) - you deserved it (3808)

On 12/16/2010 at 7:06am - health - by spleg (man) - United Kingdom (Northamptonshire)

Today, I got a call from my boyfriend saying he needed me to bail him out of jail. The crime? Masturbating in public. FML

#13027296
217 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37675) - you deserved it (5627)

On 09/12/2010 at 10:29pm - intimacy - by nickim756 - United States (North Carolina)

Today, I found out why I had been waking up feeling like crap for the past week. I found tufts of cat fur in my pillow case, and I am allergic to cats. My little brother thought I would get so sick, and he could have my XBox. FML

#12999181
114 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28330) - you deserved it (2220)

On 09/11/2010 at 1:31am - health - by fuzzy1895 (man) - United States (Nebraska)

Today, a little girl asked me how I could be so fat and still have small boobs. Great question. FML

#12966351
287 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32956) - you deserved it (7416)

On 09/08/2010 at 7:13pm - health - by Lauren - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, I got a separation agreement from my wife. It was sent from the lawyer she spent the long weekend with right before she told me it was over. FML

#12951031
145 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24684) - you deserved it (2100)

On 09/07/2010 at 5:30pm - love - by Glutton for Punishment. - Sent from mobile version

Today, my wife put divorce papers in my birthday card. FML

#12621372
137 comments

I agree, your life sucks (57126) - you deserved it (4071)

On 08/19/2010 at 6:01am - misc - by divorced - United States (Tennessee)

Today, I told my parents that I wasn't feeling very social and up for company. How do they try to make me feel better? By inviting a whole bunch of people I don't know to a pool party at my house. They said I should face my fears. I'm now in my room, hiding. FML

#12472098
128 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26404) - you deserved it (8460)

On 08/12/2010 at 4:07am - misc - by antisocial (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I walked into my bedroom, only to find out that my bed is missing. I have no idea where it is. FML

#12301472
193 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40055) - you deserved it (3400)

On 08/04/2010 at 1:18am - misc - by Username - Sent from mobile version

Today, my boyfriend was going down on me. After removing my underwear, he started singing "In the jungle, the mighty jungle..." FML

#12030730
312 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25084) - you deserved it (49161)

On 07/21/2010 at 7:44pm - intimacy - by Wawawiwa (woman) - Namibia (Windhoek)



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