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Starfire22
  • Town/Country : Mays Landing, USA
  • Title : Madam
  • Birth Date : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 4946
  • Number of comments : 936
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 3 posted

About Starfire22 : I'm a dork at heart, and I love it! Im on this site a LOT because i have a pretty nice recepionist job that allows me to go on this site. I'm pretty opinionated and really don't care if you don't like me, mkay? So hate mail=no thank you, won't even get a response, but if you want to talk, I'm here :D I'm married to a wonderful guy and have an obssesion with Post-its, Manga, anime, Coach purses and jewlery.

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Today, while on my way to the movies, I stopped at a gas station to pick up candy so I could avoid the high prices at the movies. The guy who tore my ticket asked for my purse, confiscated my candy, and then kicked me out of the movie theater. That guy was my boyfriend. FML

#20510592
233 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43957) - you deserved it (7825)

On 02/17/2013 at 10:50am - love - by Cheyennereed - United States (South Carolina)

Today, when I went to see a movie with my best friend, and there were 3 girls loudly discussing blow job techniques. I texted my boyfriend about how gross the conversation was. His reply was "Pay attention. You might learn something." FML

#8966717
207 comments

I agree, your life sucks (10372) - you deserved it (22811)

On 03/10/2010 at 6:05am - intimacy - by ohno - United States

Today, my very drunk mother decided to run down the block naked, screaming at the top of her lungs, "She's trying to kill me" as I followed behind her in my car, yelling for her to get in. FML

#8158295
142 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29067) - you deserved it (2195)

On 02/12/2010 at 2:51am - misc - by Anonymous - Canada (Alberta)

Today, while cleaning around the house, I found a black bra that wasn’t mine. I confronted my husband about it, which turned into a massive fight. It turned out that the bra actually belonged to my son’s girlfriend I didn’t know he had. FML

#8088886
170 comments

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On 02/10/2010 at 12:24pm - kids - by Anonymous - Lebanon (Beyrouth)

Today, I bought a brand new huge leather recliner. After laying down and watching football for some time, I sit up and hear a loud shatter. My iPhone was crushed by the mechanics of the chair after it slipped out of my pocket. FML

#8080103
134 comments

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On 02/10/2010 at 2:54am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Georgia)

Today, my little brother got mad at me, so he colored the entire screen of my new iPod Touch with a black sharpie. FML

#6780706
196 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31864) - you deserved it (4416)

On 12/16/2009 at 6:01pm - misc - by epiiphany (woman) - United States

Today, I was reading my students' Halloween stories I made them write for my creative writing class in high school. One of my students wrote about attacking me. She got my street address perfect and everything. FML

#6268890
138 comments

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On 11/12/2009 at 2:17am - kids - by Teaching (man) - United States (California)

Today, I drove 600 miles to be with my boyfriend of two years for his uncle's funeral. He didn't want me to come because I am seven months pregnant and flying is dangerous in the third trimester. When I got there I don't know who was more suprised to see me: him, his wife, or their kids. FML

#6210144
292 comments

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On 11/08/2009 at 10:39am - love - by homewrecker - United States

Today, I overheard my best friend's wife telling their kids to pay attention in school and stay focused on their goals so they don't end up a failure in life like their father's friend, Matt. Hi, my name is Matt and I'm the friend. FML

#6182274
51 comments

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On 11/06/2009 at 1:41pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Tennessee)

Today, I was doing my paper route. I throw the papers onto people's driveways while sitting on the back of my dad's truck. To be funny my dad decided to suddenly speed up, causing me to fall off the back of the truck, face first onto the road. He didn't realize I fell off and kept driving. FML

#6169373
79 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25332) - you deserved it (2925)

On 11/05/2009 at 4:33pm - misc - by Xero_316 (man) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, while going for my daily run, a woman stopped me and said, "I think it's so great that people of your size are comfortable enough to run and show their bodies in public." FML

#6163418
108 comments

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On 11/05/2009 at 2:41am - health - by FatRunner (woman) - New Zealand (Marlborough)

Today, my son thought he'd take my new car for a drive without permission. He accelerated straight into a tree, reversed into a lamppost and then accelerated again into the neighbours car. FML

#6147430
110 comments

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On 11/04/2009 at 3:44am - misc - by ishouldhidethekeys (woman) - United Kingdom (Leeds)

Today, I got a phone call from my dad that I haven't heard from in months. I didn't answer, but it left me an accidental voicemail saying "Oh s***, I didn't mean to call her!" FML

#6145553
46 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26559) - you deserved it (1856)

On 11/04/2009 at 12:15am - misc - by assdialed. (woman) - United States (Arkansas)

Today, I found out that my best friend and the guy I had a crush on for 2 years are getting married. The worst part is that they've been dating for 2 years in secret, and just came out about it now. I've been telling her for 2 years how much I like him, and she's encouraged me the whole time. FML

#6140991
127 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43848) - you deserved it (3206)

On 11/03/2009 at 8:12pm - love - by Uknowwh (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, I found out that my best friend and the guy I had a crush on for 2 years are getting married. The worst part is that they've been dating for 2 years in secret, and just came out about it now. I've been telling her for 2 years how much I like him, and she's encouraged me the whole time. FML

#6140991
127 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43848) - you deserved it (3206)

On 11/03/2009 at 8:12pm - love - by Uknowwh (woman) - United States (New York)



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