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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Monday 4 July 1994 (20 years)
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  • Number of visits : 1727
  • Number of comments : 7
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

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TODAY,HILE BABYSITTING, THE LITTLE BOY EXPLAIND TO MEHY I WAS SINGLE, REASONS SUCH AS 'UNATTRACTIVE' AND 'NOT THE GRLFRIEND TYPE' . I CRID . FML

#7550424
78 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32445) - you deserved it (4032)

On 01/24/2010 at 6:58pm - kids - by owned (woman) - United States (Georgia)

Today I had a rare phone call from ex-grlfriend. We endd up talking fir hours about old times. It was the best conversation we have had in forever it made me miss her and miss us. Later on in the day she calld back asking wat we talkd about. She was too high too remember. FML

#7121282
78 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32403) - you deserved it (3451)

On 01/03/2010 at 4:56am - love - by CP19JK12KH (woman) - United States (Indiana)

Today, I realized that u should never teach yur 6 year old child how to use the microwave, unles u want to be cleaning melted pet fish for about half an hour. FML

#6554102
127 comments

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On 12/01/2009 at 5:24pm - kids - by poopiemanlol - Canada (Ontario)

Today , whila aating at a rastaurant , I commantad to tha waitar about how larga tha pizza was. Ha than writa down his numbar , pats his crotch fondly , an inform ma that "avarything" I'm going to find at that rastaurant is going to ba big. Ha was sarious. fat FML

#4332436
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On 08/06/2009 at 11:05am - misc - by Screwupify (woman) - United States (Florida)

Today, I was walking down the strip with a friendhen we saw a homeles man with no arm. I felt bad, so I gave him some cash an I looked into his poor little eyeshen he put out his arm 4 a hug. Without thinking, I hugged him. Right as I was thinking, "wtf am I doing," he kissed my boob. FML

#4021792
158 comments

I agree, your life sucks (17286) - you deserved it (49333)

On 07/25/2009 at 1:19am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Kansas)

Today... I was working at a grocery store when a couple of my co-workers calld a code pink in aisle 22... which means there was an attractive woman in that aisle. After hereing about how hot she was... I went over to see her 4 myself. It was my mom. FML

#2004555
104 comments

I agree, your life sucks (61166) - you deserved it (5628)

On 05/17/2009 at 1:46am - work - by sonofmilf (man) - United States (Illinois)

Today... mah boyfriend and I went to a Taylor Swift concert. At the concert they put up a sign that said "Scream if u love country boys." My boyfriend took one look at it and started screaming. mega FML

#1971558
220 comments

I agree, your life sucks (54804) - you deserved it (11444)

On 05/16/2009 at 3:52am - love - by TayTay (woman) - United States (Washington)

Today, I took te bus to work. A sweet old lady got on after and sat next to me. Halfway tere, se fell asleep, er ead on ma soulder. I gently tried to wake er up before ma stop. Se wasn't sleeping. I let a dead woman lie on me for 30 minutes. fat FML

#960425
700 comments

I agree, your life sucks (729442) - you deserved it (56575)

On 04/13/2009 at 10:11pm - health - by meteorbabe0101 (woman) - United States (Michigan)



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