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Sporkly

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Sporkly

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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Saturday 3 April 1999 (15 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 2963
  • Number of comments : 23
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 15 posted

About Sporkly : Hello friends! I am Jodie and I'm a boring short Irish girl (4'11'') who likes One Piece and maybe other things. I'm very shy and people scare me.
P.S. please ignore the shitty username
P.S.S I've never submitted 15 FMLs...I dunno why it says that

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Sporkly's favorite FMLs

Today, on the bus, I caught the eye of this ugly, sweaty girl giving me a death stare through the driver's mirror. I gave her a death stare back. Only then I realized I was staring at myself. FML

#19579357
95 comments

I agree, your life sucks (10421) - you deserved it (32424)

On 05/05/2012 at 10:21pm - misc - by mhm (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I tried to put together some flat-pack furniture. I wound up in my underpants, screaming stuff like, "Fuck you, fucking Ikea bastard" at pieces of confusing plywood. FML

#19488517
177 comments

I agree, your life sucks (9334) - you deserved it (17898)

On 04/18/2012 at 3:18am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (California)

Today, while mowing the lawn, I ran over a hornet's nest. FML

#19391692
94 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24615) - you deserved it (2918)

On 04/01/2012 at 10:25pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (New York)

Today, I had to yet again tell my mother-in-law that I wasn't going to name my unborn baby "Ermintrude" after her late mother. My husband told me to stop being difficult, and that he agrees that it would be nice. FML

#19326389
260 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29513) - you deserved it (2112)

On 03/22/2012 at 1:14pm - kids - by futuremum (woman) - United Kingdom (Bristol, City of)

Today, I was at a concert and a man came up behind and started to grind me. I pushed him away. He came back and pissed on my leg. FML

#19315463
85 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28165) - you deserved it (3211)

On 03/20/2012 at 6:27pm - misc - by Laura - United Kingdom (South Ayrshire)

Today, I had to patiently listen as a customer nattered on and on about how incompetent I was for not stocking the movie she was looking for. It took nearly 20 minutes to get her to calm down long enough for me to explain that there is no such movie as "Hobbits With Shotguns". FML

#19246597
139 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25420) - you deserved it (2299)

On 03/09/2012 at 5:36pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I went to a dance with the boy I like. To my delight, he tried to pick me up. To my dismay, he couldn't. FML

#19157745
82 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25137) - you deserved it (6190)

On 02/25/2012 at 12:04am - love - by michellemoyah (woman) - United States (Colorado)

Today, my dad threw a waffle at my face for his own amusement. FML

#19144211
156 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25027) - you deserved it (5868)

On 02/23/2012 at 3:00am - misc - by ZeroApostle4Ever - United States

Today, it's been one week since my demented grandma babysat my five-year-old daughter while my husband took me to a fancy restaurant. Now she's taken to screaming and calling me a "damn commie" whenever I discipline or say no to her. FML

#19102650
101 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20434) - you deserved it (5151)

On 02/17/2012 at 7:58pm - kids - by Anonymous - United States

Today, after applying for a job at the local pet store, I picked up a ferret. It began licking my cheek, causing me to turn my head. It then latched onto my ear and hung like a giant furry hoop earring. I screamed, then quietly left the building. FML

#19091480
81 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19997) - you deserved it (4124)

On 02/16/2012 at 2:43am - animals - by parkertownparadise (man) - United States (North Carolina)

Today, I had to have a discussion with my 54-year-old mother about showering. She thinks it's perfectly OK to shower only once a week. FML

#18913087
156 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22258) - you deserved it (2713)

On 01/26/2012 at 12:19am - health - by NeedaNosePlug (woman) - United States

Today, an intoxicated homeless man tried to chase me out of a McDonald's because he thought I was President Obama. I'm a 26-year-old white woman. FML

#18892690
50 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29694) - you deserved it (2475)

On 01/23/2012 at 7:10pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States

Today, my dad decided that he wanted to start a collection of sporks. They're filling up our car. FML

#18761423
70 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19423) - you deserved it (2004)

On 01/09/2012 at 10:14pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I had an upset stomach. I lay down in bed with a bucket nearby just in case. Later on, the urge to vomit overcame me, and I puked into the bucket. I realised too late that my cat had chosen to sleep in it. He jumped out and spread vomit all over my apartment. FML

#18716901
204 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37354) - you deserved it (4937) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 01/05/2012 at 3:40pm - animals - by Fat_abott - France

Today, I accidentally moaned my own name during sex. FML

#18703291
239 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31784) - you deserved it (27448)

On 01/04/2012 at 1:43am - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States



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