About Sporkly
Hello friends! I am Jodie and I'm a boring short Irish girl (4'11'') who likes One Piece and maybe other things. I'm very shy and people scare me. P.S. please ignore the shitty username P.S.S I've never submitted 15 FMLs...I dunno why it says that
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Sporkly's FML badges
  • Beginner

    You have looked through 5 pages of the website. That’s a start.
  • I moderated this!

    In "Moderate the FMLs", you voted Yes on a story that was subsequently published. Well done!
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  • I NEED to know!

    You went as far as reading the terms of use. You’re a total FML completist.
  • The rules are the rules

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  • Inception

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  • I'm an early bird, but no worm yet

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  • Keen reader – Level: master ninja

    You have voted for 50% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
  • Up and coming moderator

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  • Perfectionist

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  • It's in the can!

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  • The Mixer

    You like to live life randomly, and we salute you.
  • YDI Master

    You made your 500th "You deserved it" vote.
  • Keen reader – Level: student ninja

    You have voted for 15% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
  • Consolation prize

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  • Who’s the fairest of them all?

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  • I like your style

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  • Judgmental

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  • I agree, my mouse works.

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  • Keen reader – Level: godlike ninja

    You have voted for 100% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
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  • What'ch'all looking at?

    You have put three pictures on your profile, but not necessarily pictures of your profile.
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  • One more and it's business time

    You've received 68 Hugs on your profile. Kinky.
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  • 42

    See, son, moderating FMLs is like a marathon.
    38%
  • Going for gold

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    33%
  • Happy ending

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  • A new thumb

    You’ve used your thumb on 1000 comments.
    10%
  • Tweet, tweet

    You have shared 20 FMLs on Twitter, your followers love you and we understand why.
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  • 50 quality comments

    Clicking to reply to a comment is a worthy thing to do. To do so without getting buried afterwards is even worthier.
    8%
  • Work is a 4-letter word

    Voting on an FML in the "Work" category on a Monday morning between 8 and 9 a.m. How ironic.
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  • Tell us what happened next

    You've commented on an FML that you sent in
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  • My diary is a collector's item

    There were only 100 numbered VDM diaries for 2011/2012. I've got one.
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  • I liked to the power of 20

    You've liked 20 FMLs, and your Facebook friends are going to like the FMLs you liked.
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  • Picture this FML

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  • I’m your new creative director

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  • The thumb strikes back

    You have left your thumbprint on 2500 comments.
    4%
  • The return of the thumb

    You have thumbed 5000 comments.
    2%
  • 100 kick-ass comments

    100 of your comments are neither buried or moderated. Popular is your middle name!
    22%
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Sporkly's favorite FMLs
By wondercat40 / Thursday 24 April 2014 21:19 / United States - Indianapolis

Today, my loving five-year-old daughter started singing Christmas carols again. Ones that she made up herself, of course. Including "Walking in a fucking wonderland" and "Rudolph the red nosed asshole". FML

By SaintGoobers - / Monday 6 October 2014 20:24 / United States - Cambridge

Today, I went to a bookstore to get "The Grapes of Wrath". I have a problem with controlling the volume of my voice, so once at the counter, I accidentally said quite loudly, "WHERE ARE THE ANGRY GRAPES?" FML

By Face fucking palm / Wednesday 23 July 2014 03:36 / United States - Albany
By the lannisters send their retards / Tuesday 17 June 2014 20:30 / United Kingdom - London