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Today, while at my boyfriend's house, my stomach began to hurt really badly, so I excused myself to take a shit. I let it all out. Later on, his dad went to the bathroom and yelled, "Goddamn son, what the hell did you do in here?!" FML
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On 08/17/2011 at 12:40pm - misc - by EmbarrassedGirlfriend101 - United States
Today, my dad shaved his head. This wouldn't be so bad if he didn't expect me to address him as "Captain Picard" 24/7 now. He won't answer me otherwise. FML
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On 08/08/2011 at 10:12am - misc - by MissArizona (woman) - United States (Arizona)
Today, my boyfriend proposed to me by tossing the ring at me and saying "Here, wear this." FML
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On 07/20/2011 at 7:07pm - love - by Username - United States
Today, I found a very large pumpkin super-glued to my car. It will not come off. FML
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On 07/02/2011 at 12:46am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Pennsylvania)
Today, I realised I'm sitting at home alone on a Friday night, watching a documentary online about decomposing elephants. FML
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Today, I was eating Star Wars gummy candies and I bit R2-D2 in half. My girlfriend looked at it and said "Oh look, now he's R1-D1". It was super cute, but I couldn't help thinking, "That's not how the numbering system works for droids." FML
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On 06/14/2011 at 6:04am - misc - by techiefIve (man) - United States (California)
Today, I met my soon-to-be step mother. My dad was right, we had a lot in common. Including our birth year. FML
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On 06/10/2011 at 1:17am - misc - by stepsister - United States (Ohio)
Today, I accidentally said, "Yes, Sir." to my female teacher. I then apologized by saying, "Sorry, Sir." FML
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Today, after eighteen years of living with my adoptive parents, I met my biological mum for the first time. She's a forty year old, 300lb American woman who wears 'Twilight' t-shirts and will be spending the rest of her visit to the UK trying to find Robert Pattinson. She says I remind her of herself. FML
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On 05/22/2011 at 7:09pm - kids - by Adoptee (woman) - United Kingdom (Leicestershire)
Today, I killed a pigeon. It choked to death on a piece of bread I threw its way. FML
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Today, I playfully nudged my friend on the shoulder. She countered by shoving me head-first into a trash can. FML
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On 05/07/2011 at 12:26pm - misc - by Cheerieful - United States
Today, my dog decided to fly through the front door like Superman. All 180lbs of her promptly slammed sideways into the wall, putting a dog-sized hole in the plaster. FML
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On 04/10/2011 at 3:32pm - animals - by a man - United States (Tennessee)
Today, while bending over to get the brownies I was making out of the oven, my husband slapped my butt. I fell into the oven. FML
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On 04/03/2011 at 11:14am - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Texas)
Today, while at my dorm, I experienced a vomit-inducing migraine. In my hurry to get to the bathroom to puke, I couldn't find a pair of shoes. I urgently needed the toilet, so I braved the communal bathroom barefoot. As I opened the stall door, I stepped in someone else's fresh vomit. FML
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On 03/27/2011 at 1:55pm - health - by hellosir - United States
Today, on the way home from the dog groomer, my great Dane had a bout of diarrhea in the car. I slammed on the brakes and my other freshly shampooed dog slid off the seat and into the pile of crap. FML
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On 03/27/2011 at 6:06am - animals - by StinkyDogs (man) - United States (California)
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