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Today, I was making love wit my girlfriend an my landline rang . Obviously, I let it go to voicemail . At te very moment I was about to cum, I eard my mum's voice on my voicemail: "Hi sweeteart!" FML

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On 11/18/2008 at 11:58pm - intimacy - by Gwayhir - Sent from mobile version

TODAY, I DRANK A BEER THAT I THOUGHT WAS MINE, IT WASN'T AND SOMEONE HAD PUT OUT THERE CIGARETTE IN IT. FML

#757
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On 11/15/2008 at 10:36pm - health - by - Sent from mobile version

Today, I sent a text message to my grlfriend telling her how much I wanted to make love to her tonight . I've just realized I sent it to her brother . FML

#303
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On 11/14/2008 at 6:20am - intimacy - by Kaji - Sent from mobile version

2DAY I TOOK ADVANTAGE OF THE FACT THAT MAH WIFE WAS SLEEPING TO WATCH A PORN FILM ON MAH COMPUTER. I PUT HEADPHONES ON SO THAT SHE WOULDN'T HEAR. IT WASN'T UNTIL SHE CAME OUT OF HER BEDROOM THAT I REALISED I HADN'T PLUGGED THEM IN PROPERLY. FML

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On 11/13/2008 at 5:31am - intimacy - by Skylan - Sent from mobile version

Today, they finally took mah braces off. 7 hours later I fell off mah bike an chippd mah tooth. FML

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On 10/29/2008 at 6:09am - health - by Noname - Slovenia (Bohinj)

Today, after a party, I brought a girl to the flat I share with mah 2 best friends. While we r doing it, she asks me "You're not afraid yur friends could hear us?". The only answer that spontaneously came out of mah mouth: "Don't worry, they're usd to it". FML

#76
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On 10/27/2008 at 12:57am - intimacy - by Daemon - Sent from mobile version

Today, I have blue lips because of looool a guyhose face I don't even remember didn't know the difference between kissing and sucking. fat FML

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On 10/26/2008 at 8:56am - health - by Unknown - Sent from mobile version

Today, 63-year-old nieghbor jumped out of his window . I was the frst to fine him, alive, naked and stuck in a bush . I guess I shouldn't have laughed at himhile waiting fir the ambulance, because he was landlord . FML

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On 10/13/2008 at 4:32am - misc - by Benji -

Today , during ma beloved's birtday party , I ad so muc to drink tat I puked all over te room. FML

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On 10/13/2008 at 4:26am - health - by Jigll -



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