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Today, I was making love with my girlfriend and my landline rang. Obviously, I let it go to voicemail. At the very moment I was about to cum, I heard my mum's voice on my voicemail: "Hi sweetheart!" FML

by Gwayhir / 11/18/2008 at 11:58pm / Intimacy

Today, I drank a beer that I thought was mine, it wasn't and someone had put out their cigarette in it. FML

by / 11/15/2008 at 10:36pm / Health

Today, I sent a text message to my girlfriend telling her how much I wanted to make love to her tonight. I've just realized I sent it to her brother. FML

by Kaji / 11/14/2008 at 6:20am / Intimacy

Today, I took advantage of the fact that my wife was sleeping to watch a porn film on my computer. I put headphones on so that she wouldn't hear. It wasn't until she came out of her bedroom that I realised I hadn't plugged them in properly. FML

by Skylan / 11/13/2008 at 5:31am / Intimacy

Today, they finally took my braces off. 7 hours later I fell off my bike and chipped my tooth. FML

by Noname / 10/29/2008 at 6:09am / Slovenia (Bohinj) / Health

Today, after a party, I brought a girl to the flat I share with my 2 best friends. While we are doing it, she asks me "You're not afraid your friends could hear us?". The only answer that spontaneously came out of my mouth: "Don't worry, they're used to it". FML

by Daemon / 10/27/2008 at 12:57am / Intimacy

Today, I have blue lips because of a guy whose face I don't even remember didn't know the difference between kissing and sucking. FML

by Unknown / 10/26/2008 at 8:56am / Health

Today, my 63-year-old neighbor jumped out of his window. I was the first to find him, alive, naked and stuck in a bush. I guess I shouldn't have laughed at him while waiting for the ambulance, because he was my landlord. FML

by Benji / 10/13/2008 at 4:32am / Miscellaneous

Today, during my beloved's birthday party, I had so much to drink that I puked all over the room. FML

by Jigll / 10/13/2008 at 4:26am / Health