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Today, I walked in on my new puppy peeing on the carpet. The trainer had told me to punish her when she's bad by shaking a metal can of pennies at her, since the noise scares dogs. I shook it at her, and she responded by having explosive diarrhea all over the carpet in fright. FML

#19578544
172 comments

I agree, your life sucks (17328) - you deserved it (29669)

On 05/05/2012 at 7:07pm - animals - by doggone - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, after being filled with joy after seeing my very elderly cat finally enjoying the sun in my garden, I skipped over to give her a hug. Turns out she was taking a shit. FML

#19435990
166 comments

I agree, your life sucks (16932) - you deserved it (8255)

On 04/09/2012 at 11:22am - animals - by Ew. (woman) - United Kingdom

Today, after months of teaching my parrot to speak, he finally demonstrated his abilities. I accidentally set off my smoke detector, and he's been wailing like a dying banshee ever since. FML

#19260934
95 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21610) - you deserved it (3268)

On 03/11/2012 at 11:04pm - animals - by weep weep weep (man) - United States (Florida)

Today, my recently ex-girlfriend's mother called me regarding her baby girl, saying, "If you mess with the chicklet, you mess with the momma hen." I have no idea what the hell this means for my future, but I'm a bit scared. FML

#18181651
153 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29125) - you deserved it (4852)

On 11/07/2011 at 2:20am - love - by roadkill0321 - United States

Today, my class was assigned lockers. Out of all the lockers in the entire school, mine is the only one to still have graffiti on it from last year. The tagger's choice of words? "Poop face." FML

#17804369
110 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21903) - you deserved it (2581)

On 09/22/2011 at 12:33pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States

Today, a man came up to me and punched me in the face. He turned out to be the guy my ex-girlfriend cheated on me with. Apparently, she told him we broke up because I used to beat her. FML

#16687724
109 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38767) - you deserved it (3285)

On 06/16/2011 at 12:19am - love - by Ari (man) - United States (California)

Today, I found out what getting slapped in the face with lettuce feels like. FML

#16367769
104 comments

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On 05/27/2011 at 1:26am - misc - by moe - United States

Today, my boss friend requested me on Facebook. My profile picture is of me licking his employee of the month picture for a dare. FML

#15796408
133 comments

I agree, your life sucks (9894) - you deserved it (46666)

On 04/15/2011 at 3:51pm - work - by asdfjkl (man) - United States (North Carolina)

Today, I had to babysit two kids. I told them to stop fighting, or to sit on separate couches. They stopped. I asked why nobody would sit on the other couch, where I'd been sitting. They told me it was the couch their autistic brother often pees on. FML

#14792187
62 comments

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On 01/31/2011 at 10:11pm - misc - by joxerthemighty39 (woman) - United States (North Carolina)

Today, I was playing hide and seek with a few friends. I hid in the bathroom, under the sink in a cabinet. I ended up having to sit there quiet as a mouse while my grandfather took an incredibly long and vile dump. I was too afraid to move. Let's just say he didn't rush it. FML

#14272041
86 comments

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On 12/20/2010 at 12:09pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States

Today, a little girl pointed to the acne on my face and said to her dad, "Look at how many mosquito bites she has on her face!" FML

#14024877
113 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28923) - you deserved it (3444)

On 11/29/2010 at 4:17pm - kids - by nybaby - United States (New York)

Today, I talked myself out of buying $1 candle at the Dollar Tree. That's how broke I am. FML

#7273042
70 comments

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On 01/11/2010 at 2:20am - money - by Pauper (woman) - United States (Connecticut)

Today, I woke up from a nap and thought I felt somebody's arm in my bed. I frantically start hitting it and start screaming. I soon realized it was my own arm. I had fallen asleep on it, and it was completely numb, I couldn't feel a thing. FML

#7004520
96 comments

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On 12/29/2009 at 12:11am - health - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, I had to wrap presents for a cat. FML

#6910234
88 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20914) - you deserved it (6634)

On 12/23/2009 at 9:12pm - animals - by Anonymous (man) - United States (North Carolina)

Today, my water wouldn't go down my shower drain. Confused, I stuck a metal stick expecting hair, but instead stabbed and pulled up a rat that was dead in my drain. FML

#6349337
49 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33001) - you deserved it (1998)

On 11/17/2009 at 11:08pm - health - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Texas)



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