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Spierdalaj
  • Town/Country : Melbourne, Australia
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Monday 19 August 1991 (21 years)
  • Number of visits : 461
  • Number of comments : 65
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 4 posted

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Today, my brother lost his first tooth, so I told him the tooth fairy is going to give him money. He now thinks The Rock is going to show up in his room. FML

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Today, my girlfriend whom I'm crazy about broke up with me out of the blue. After pleading with her unsuccessfully, I called my mom for comfort and advice. She informed me that my dog had died. FML

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On 01/04/2011 at 9:49am - animals - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Vermont)

Today, I was working on my family genealogy. I found out that my best friend's great-grandfather murdered my great-grandfather. FML

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On 10/06/2010 at 12:32am - misc - by cantstoplaughing (woman) - United States (Illinois)

 Today, I came home from a long day at work, and heard voices coming from my living room. I thought my house was being robbed so I called 911. Turns out I left the T.V. on. FML

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On 08/19/2010 at 4:22am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (California)



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