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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Monday 16 March 1992 (22 years)
  • <3 status : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 559
  • Number of comments : 18
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About SophieH14 : hey i'm sophie :)
Tend trip over anything so i now have a pretty high pain threshold.
I've got a thing for caffeine.
I work in a clothing boutique.
Google once wisely said that you need 3 bones to get you through life.. a back bone, a wish bone and a funny bone.
Sometimes i start to procrastinate and then everything begins to

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Today, I went to the ER after a fall. Before the nurse did an X-Ray, she gave me a pregnancy test. It came back negative. I joked "No martians have crawled into my uterus, then?" She didn't get it, and I had my head scanned for brain trauma. Never crack a joke in a hospital. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (25066) - you deserved it (6877)

On 01/17/2011 at 9:08pm - health - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, I went to the ER after a fall. Before the nurse did an X-Ray, she gave me a pregnancy test. It came back negative. I joked "No martians have crawled into my uterus, then?" She didn't get it, and I had my head scanned for brain trauma. Never crack a joke in a hospital. FML

#14618568
77 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25066) - you deserved it (6877)

On 01/17/2011 at 9:08pm - health - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, I went to the ER after a fall. Before the nurse did an X-Ray, she gave me a pregnancy test. It came back negative. I joked "No martians have crawled into my uterus, then?" She didn't get it, and I had my head scanned for brain trauma. Never crack a joke in a hospital. FML

#14618568
77 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25066) - you deserved it (6877)

On 01/17/2011 at 9:08pm - health - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, in the middle of the night, my girlfriend whispered "Are you asleep?" I chose not to respond, to see what she'd do. She then let rip a loud, stinking fart, giggled, and went back to sleep. FML

#14610611
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I agree, your life sucks (14379) - you deserved it (36784) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 01/17/2011 at 4:53am - misc - by SkinsCastSelection - France - Chosen by the cast of Skins

Today, my dad’s best friend, who has been his business associate for the past 28 years, took me to a Star Wars store for my 18th birthday. He put on a Darth Vader helmet, and imitating his voice, said: "I am your father." I laughed. It wasn’t a joke. FML

#14610612
88 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43950) - you deserved it (2996) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 01/17/2011 at 4:53am - misc - by SkinsCastSelection - France - Chosen by the cast of Skins

Today, while socializing after a church service, I discovered I'm still referred to as "Fireshit's brother", after an incident a year ago which involved my sister screaming "the devil is coming out of my anus!" from the lavatory. FML

#14330238
107 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28901) - you deserved it (3128)

On 12/25/2010 at 1:20am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Alabama)

Today, trying to be romantic, I started giving my boyfriend a neck massage. He gave me a weirded-out look, removed my hand, called me creep, and wouldn't let me touch him for the rest of the day. FML

#14251219
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I agree, your life sucks (26644) - you deserved it (4094)

On 12/18/2010 at 7:14pm - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Iowa)

Today, I was on a plane. The person sitting next to me was using the plane's wifi, and was on Facebook. They joined the group 'I hate sitting next to fat people on airplanes'. FML

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On 12/14/2009 at 1:49pm - misc - by fatman (man) - United States (Tennessee)



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