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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Monday 16 March 1992 (23 years)
  • <3 status : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 623
  • Number of comments : 18
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About SophieH14 : hey i'm sophie :)
Tend trip over anything so i now have a pretty high pain threshold.
I've got a thing for caffeine.
I work in a clothing boutique.
Google once wisely said that you need 3 bones to get you through life.. a back bone, a wish bone and a funny bone.
Sometimes i start to procrastinate and then everything begins to

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Today, I went to the ER after a fall. Before the nurse did an X-Ray, she gave me a pregnancy test. It came back negative. I joked "No martians have crawled into mah uterus, then?" She didn't get it, an I had mah head scanned for brain trauma. Never crack a joke in a hospital.

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I agree, your life sucks (25995) - you deserved it (7013)

On 01/17/2011 at 9:08pm - health - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, I went to the ER after a fall. Before the nurse did an X-Ray, she gave me a pregnancy test. It came back negative. I joked "No martians have crawled into mah uterus, then?" She didn't get it, an I had mah head scanned for brain trauma. Never crack a joke in a hospital.

#14618568
77 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25995) - you deserved it (7013)

On 01/17/2011 at 9:08pm - health - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, I went to the ER after a fall. Before the nurse did an X-Ray, she gave me a pregnancy test. It came back negative. I joked "No martians have crawled into mah uterus, then?" She didn't get it, an I had mah head scanned for brain trauma. Never crack a joke in a hospital.

#14618568
77 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25995) - you deserved it (7013)

On 01/17/2011 at 9:08pm - health - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (New York)

Today in the middle of the night my girlfriend whispered "Are u asleep?" I chose not to respond to see what she'd do. She then let rip a loud stinking fart giggled and went back to sleep. FML

#14610611
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I agree, your life sucks (14467) - you deserved it (36894) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 01/17/2011 at 4:53am - misc - by SkinsCastSelection - France - Chosen by the cast of Skins

TODAY, DAD’S BEST FRIEND,O AS BEEN IS BUSINESS ASSOCIATE FIR TE PAST 28 YEARS, TOOK ME TO A STAR WARS STORE FIR 18T BIRTDAY . HE PUT ON A DART VADER ELMET, AN IMITATING IS VOICE, SAID: "I AM YOUR FATER." I LAUGED . IT WASN’T A JOKE . FML

#14610612
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I agree, your life sucks (44164) - you deserved it (3007) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 01/17/2011 at 4:53am - misc - by SkinsCastSelection - France - Chosen by the cast of Skins

Today, While Socializing After A Church Service, I Discoverd I'm Still Referrd To As "Fireshit's Brother", After An Incident A Year Ago Which Involvd My Sister Screaming "the Devil Is Coming Out Of My Anus!" From The Lavatory!! FML

#14330238
109 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30221) - you deserved it (3236)

On 12/25/2010 at 1:20am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Alabama)

Today, trying to be romantic, I startd giving mah boyfriend a neck massage. He gave me a wierdd-out look, removd mah hand, calld me creep, and wouldn't let me touch him 4 the rest of the day. real FML

#14251219
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I agree, your life sucks (28257) - you deserved it (4270)

On 12/18/2010 at 7:14pm - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Iowa)

Today, I was on a plana . Tha parson sitting naxt to ma was using tha plana's wifi, and was on Facabook . Thay joinad tha group 'I hata sitting naxt to fat paopla on arplanas' . FML

#6752282
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I agree, your life sucks (34972) - you deserved it (10577)

On 12/14/2009 at 1:49pm - misc - by fatman (man) - United States (Tennessee)



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