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SonOfAMitch

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SonOfAMitch

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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 28 April 1998 (16 years)
  • <3 status : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 2478
  • Number of comments : 142
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 14 posted

About SonOfAMitch : Just a FML user spreading joy to the unfortunate FMLers.

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SonOfAMitch's favorite FMLs

Today, I spilt a very hot cup of tea all over a burn I got yesterday from spilling a very hot cup of tea. FML

#16204397
195 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18764) - you deserved it (35654)

On 05/16/2011 at 10:28am - health - by foolmetwice (woman) -

Today, I got concussion after a goat ran in front of me while I was jogging. FML

#15942316
129 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28102) - you deserved it (3795)

On 04/26/2011 at 11:07pm - health - by Anonymous - United States

Today, on a first date, I finished eating my sushi, feeling proud to have managed chopsticks so elegantly and then rubbed my eye, oblivious to the fact I had just touched some wasabi. What followed was a classy exhibition on how to jump around screeching in pain. FML

#15937673
75 comments

I agree, your life sucks (13460) - you deserved it (22998)

On 04/26/2011 at 6:25pm - misc - by Jyocka (woman) - Canada (Quebec)

Today, my dog had to choose between protecting me from a mugger or eating an apple. He chose the apple. FML

#15401896
138 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34759) - you deserved it (4333)

On 03/20/2011 at 4:29pm - animals - by mugged (man) - United States (New York)

Today, I had to present a powerpoint in front of my class. When I was finished, no one clapped. On my way back to my seat, I slipped on a pencil and fell straight on my face. That's when everyone clapped. FML

#15121676
64 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34327) - you deserved it (4083)

On 02/26/2011 at 12:34am - misc - by Franigirl - United States (Virginia)

Today, someone started an event on Facebook for tomorrow called Kick A Ginger Day. Over 300 people are attending. There are only two redheads in my school, and I'm one of them. FML

#15078337
435 comments

I agree, your life sucks (44155) - you deserved it (8747)

On 02/22/2011 at 1:30pm - misc - by Someone (woman) - United States (Michigan)

Today, I learned that ham is part of a pig, and not a completely different animal. I'm eighteen. FML

#14924487
231 comments

I agree, your life sucks (7351) - you deserved it (56942)

On 02/10/2011 at 5:37pm - misc - by acab93 - United States (Texas)

Today, while in my room sleeping, my little brother deemed it necessary to come in and drop a book on my face. When I sat up with a now bloody nose, he looked at me, pointed, and said "You've just been facebooked" and ran away giggling. FML

#14806356
210 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42649) - you deserved it (7874)

On 02/02/2011 at 12:57am - kids - by Malakai - United States

Today, I received a call from child care. Apparently, my four year-old boy tried to start a mosh pit during naptime. FML

#14295570
297 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35087) - you deserved it (8700)

On 12/22/2010 at 6:43am - kids - by lerouxmaster -

Today, my grandmother told me to say "sofa king retarded" really fast. Not only did it take me several attempts to figure out what it meant, I'm now grounded by my mother for having a foul mouth. FML

#14106944
135 comments

I agree, your life sucks (13778) - you deserved it (22889)

On 12/06/2010 at 12:03pm - misc - by bribreeeeeezyfreshhh (woman) - United Kingdom

Today, I was outside, eating a sandwich, when I noticed a homeless man was standing in front of me. Upon making eye contact, he grabbed the rest of my sandwich and ran off. FML

#13816723
168 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22545) - you deserved it (4433)

On 11/12/2010 at 4:31pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, at Burger King, I had to go to the bathroom. Two ketchup packets were under the seat and exploded on my legs and pants when I sat down. FML

#13558964
231 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29260) - you deserved it (5543)

On 10/23/2010 at 4:03am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (California)

Today, my girlfriend told me on facebook to stop calling/texting her because she lost her phone. Right under her post was "sent from facebook for iPhone." FML

#13543408
225 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36585) - you deserved it (4128)

On 10/21/2010 at 10:25pm - love - by Anonymous (man) - United States

Today, I was told I look like Susan Boyle. FML

#13462690
131 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34327) - you deserved it (5266)

On 10/15/2010 at 7:44pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (California)

Today, I fainted because of a condition I have. My husband, who was standing right there, failed to catch me because he didn't want to drop his yogurt. FML

#13422951
123 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32499) - you deserved it (3712)

On 10/12/2010 at 5:52pm - health - by anon - United States (California)



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