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Today, some drunk dude broke into my house while my parents were out. Scared, I asked him what he wanted, his response was "cookies." FML
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On 01/10/2010 at 8:10pm - misc - by wowhoopla - Sent from mobile version
Today, after months of trying, my wife of seven years told me she is finally pregnant. I'm going to be an uncle. FML
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On 01/06/2010 at 10:17pm - love - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Ohio)
Today, my parents bought me an alarm clock that runs away from you while beeping obnoxiously when you hit snooze. I just had ankle surgery and am unable to walk. FML
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On 12/27/2009 at 12:35am - misc - by Crippled (woman) - United States (Illinois)
Today, my parents bought me an alarm clock that runs away from you while beeping obnoxiously when you hit snooze. I just had ankle surgery and am unable to walk. FML
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On 12/27/2009 at 12:35am - misc - by Crippled (woman) - United States (Illinois)
Today, I introduced my family to beerpong. They especially liked the part about distracting each other while shooting. My grandma flashed me. FML
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On 12/25/2009 at 1:28am - misc - by ScarredForLife (man) - United States (Illinois)
Today, I decided to attach fifteen-pound weights to each foot so I could burn some extra calories while shoveling snow. My dad asked me to move one of the cars in the driveway. When I put my foot on the gas pedal, I couldn't take it off. I ended up hitting my sister and knocking her into a snow bank. FML
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On 12/20/2009 at 3:28pm - misc - by Klamp18 (man) - United States (New York)
Today, it looked like rain so I held out my hand to catch a raindrop. When I finally caught one, I closed my hand over it and ran to show my friends to prove it was raining. I opened my hand saying, "Look! It's raining!" When I looked down, I saw that I had actually caught a bird shit. FML
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On 12/16/2009 at 4:11pm - animals - by smellyhand (man) - United States (Alabama)
Today, I went to have my eyebrows waxed for the first time. After signing in the receptionist looked at me and said "Lip wax?". I told her no, my eyebrows. She sat me down and the waxer walked up, took one look at me and said "Lip wax?" FML
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On 11/09/2009 at 5:27pm - misc - by LoserOfTheYear (woman) - United States (New York)
Today, a Milkbone commercial came on TV. At the end of it, they whistle and throw a Milkbone across the screen, prompting my 100lb German Shepherd to leap off the couch and run head on into my new plasma screen TV. FML
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On 11/03/2009 at 1:11pm - misc - by doglover (woman) - United States (Virginia)
Today, my three-year-old decided to dump the entire contents of her cereal box onto the kitchen floor because she was looking for a "prize." The only prize we found was a huge dead cockroach, which she promptly stuck in her mouth. FML
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On 10/26/2009 at 8:42pm - kids - by laxie (woman) - United States (Texas)
Today, I witnessed a homeless man fall off of his bike and land face first onto the pavement. Bleeding and shivering in the 40 degree weather, I gave him the coat off of my back. He got up like nothing happened and sprinted away with it. Oh yeah, my wallet was in the inside pocket. FML
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On 10/26/2009 at 10:43am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Michigan)
Today, I won 10,555 dollars on scratch cards! My sister got me to do a happy dance and filmed it. The video is on facebook and the tickets were fake. FML
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On 10/12/2009 at 9:21am - money - by Dora (woman) - Canada (Ontario)
Today, in the middle of the night, I was punched in the face by my frightened girlfriend, who had just been awoken by her own fart. FML
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On 09/29/2009 at 5:21pm - love - by P0wned (man) - France (Bretagne)
Today, I went to visit my parents. Dad went on a religious tirade, and Mum got sick of him and pelted a Brazil nut at his head. Dad then lost his shit, and told Mum to go to her room and pray. I now remember why I moved out of home in the first place. FML
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On 09/13/2009 at 8:42am - misc - by Sigh (woman) - Australia (Victoria)
Today, I was awakened by the sound of chain-saws. Moments later a tree branch came through my roof. FML
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On 09/04/2009 at 12:46pm - misc - by 1ndustrytx (man) - United States (Texas)
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