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Today, my mom put me in an anger management class because I said "crap." FML
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On 09/12/2011 at 5:37pm - misc - by siikman313 - United States (New York)
Today, I learned what it felt like to get shot in the nuts by an airsoft gun. Thank you, Mom. FML
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On 09/01/2011 at 6:52am - health - by Anonymous - United States
Today, a fight broke out in a bar between several people, over some talk about one of their moms being somewhat inclined towards intercourse with her pets. I managed to slip out quietly with just a scratch from flying chair debris, despite having started the rumor. FML
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On 08/05/2011 at 10:05am - intimacy - by Username - United States
Today, while working at Subway, a man ordered a sub with avocado. When I told him it was no longer available, he screamed, spit in my face and ran out, pushing over an innocent bystander in the process. FML
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On 07/16/2011 at 10:46pm - work - by sandwichmaker - United States (Illinois)
Today, I looked out my window to see the sunset, but instead I see my neighbor dancing with strobe lights on and music blasting. He was by himself and had absolutely nothing on. FML
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On 07/04/2011 at 10:38pm - intimacy - by danam - Canada (Ontario)
Today, my sister was on shrooms. I wasn't able to tackle her before she called the cops to say that her books were trying to eat her face off. FML
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On 07/01/2011 at 3:41am - misc - by ugh annoying - United States (Minnesota)
Today, I saw myself on the news. I was one of the random passers by they had filmed for their story on the "Fat Epidemic." FML
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On 06/19/2011 at 5:51am - health - by Username - Australia (New South Wales)
Today, while driving, a minivan cut me off. Pissed, I started honking and cursing. I then went ballistic when the driver waved out the window, smiling. It wasn't until I was at a stoplight that I noticed their "Honk if you love Jesus" bumper sticker. FML
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On 05/20/2011 at 6:07am - misc - by Max Flynn -
Today, we got a new dry-erase board, and I drew the Gotham City skyline complete with the Bat Signal. Later, I went downstairs, only to find my mom had written "BATMAN'S GAY" over the top of the picture. FML
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On 05/18/2011 at 7:47am - misc - by Anon (man) - United States (New York)
Today, I spilt a very hot cup of tea all over a burn I got yesterday from spilling a very hot cup of tea. FML
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On 05/16/2011 at 10:28am - health - by foolmetwice (woman) -
Today, I got concussion after a goat ran in front of me while I was jogging. FML
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On 04/26/2011 at 11:07pm - health - by Anonymous - United States
Today, on a first date, I finished eating my sushi, feeling proud to have managed chopsticks so elegantly and then rubbed my eye, oblivious to the fact I had just touched some wasabi. What followed was a classy exhibition on how to jump around screeching in pain. FML
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On 04/26/2011 at 6:25pm - misc - by Jyocka (woman) - Canada (Quebec)
Today, my dog had to choose between protecting me from a mugger or eating an apple. He chose the apple. FML
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On 03/20/2011 at 4:29pm - animals - by mugged (man) - United States (New York)
Today, I had to present a powerpoint in front of my class. When I was finished, no one clapped. On my way back to my seat, I slipped on a pencil and fell straight on my face. That's when everyone clapped. FML
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On 02/26/2011 at 12:34am - misc - by Franigirl - United States (Virginia)
Today, someone started an event on Facebook for tomorrow called Kick A Ginger Day. Over 300 people are attending. There are only two redheads in my school, and I'm one of them. FML
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On 02/22/2011 at 1:30pm - misc - by Someone (woman) - United States (Michigan)
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