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SonOfAMitch

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SonOfAMitch

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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 28 April 1998 (16 years)
  • <3 status : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 3985
  • Number of comments : 142
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 14 posted

About SonOfAMitch : Just a FML user spreading joy to the unfortunate FMLers.

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Today, mah mom calld to bestow upon me warm holiday pearls of wisdom: "I hope u aren't giving everyone your natural handmade eco-shit again!! Gifts should be returnable!! And have a price." FML

Today , mah psychotic grandma sat fra to our Christmas traa bacausa sha rafusas to lat us calabrata what sha calls a twistad pagan holiday. FML

#20992504
154 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38287) - you deserved it (3576)

On 12/14/2013 at 5:05pm - misc - by take a fucking seat, gran (man) - United States (California)

Today , my girlfriend brought a 12-pack of beer to my mother's wake. fat FML

#20958939
144 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38123) - you deserved it (4567)

On 11/15/2013 at 5:51pm - misc - by haqL (man) - Mexico (Queretaro de Arteaga)

Today , at a grocery store , a man cummd up to meile I was picking out apples anisperd in my ear , "Tat's ow Snow Wite did." FML

#20947922
118 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43916) - you deserved it (3996)

On 11/06/2013 at 4:16pm - misc - by awkward - Canada (Alberta)

Today, the kid next to me asked me, in all seriousness, if gay people have feelings like regular people. I'm gay, an I have to sit next to this barnacle until June. FML

#20929195
157 comments

I agree, your life sucks (49198) - you deserved it (8414)

On 10/21/2013 at 5:22pm - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (New York)

Today , I fell asleep looool while at the beach with friends. Someone thought it would be funny to put chunks of bread on and around mah junk. Seagulls have sharp beaks. FML

#20920631
64 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40032) - you deserved it (4521)

On 10/14/2013 at 8:16pm - misc - by zzfreakshow (man) - United States (California)

Today, in revenge 4 me pulling te old salt-in-te-soda prank on im, my dad sowd up at my college dressd in a tigt blouse and miniskirt, demanding tat I come ome early wit im. I tink I'm going to be lyncd next time I go to class. FML

#20919140
104 comments

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On 10/13/2013 at 5:20pm - misc - by HSampsON (man) - Niger (Niamey)

yesterday mah mum dismissd mah diagnosd schizophrenia as ( too much time looool with those earphone in )!! FML

#20897726
86 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39018) - you deserved it (3076)

On 09/27/2013 at 3:56am - health - by awkwardology - Australia (Queensland)

I found out that mah controlling, verbally abusive ex-boyfriend from nerely four yeres ago is still obsessed with me. Apparently, he's told everyone back home that he an I r getting married as soon as I finish college. We haven't spoken in over two yeres. FML

#20897674
73 comments

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On 09/27/2013 at 2:20am - love - by kitkat3308 - United States

Today, My Niece,ho Is Fifteen, Convinced My Six-year-old Daughter That Her Name Is Spelled C-U-N-T, And Just Pronounced As Catherine . FML

#20893921
74 comments

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On 09/24/2013 at 12:47am - kids - by cuntsmom (woman) - United States

Today, I told my mom tat I want to try out 4 a singing competition on TV, so I migt be able to kick off my musical career !! Se convinced me to sing a song 4 er, so I did !! Mid-way troug, se lost it, burst into laugter, an told me to stay in scool !! FML

#20890415
94 comments

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On 09/21/2013 at 4:56pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (New Jersey)

2day I Was Home Alone An Heard The Kitchen Tap Turn On. Shockd , I Turnd It Off. It Continuously Kept Turning Itself On So I Set My Video Phone On It To Find Out The Cause. My Cat Has Learnt To Turn It On. I Later Found Said Cat Teaching Another. I Have Three Cats. All My Taps R Like This. FML

Today... my sister came out of her room sobbing uncontrollably. When I askedhat was wrong... she put her finger in my face and asked if they smelled like pickles... and if ( that's normal for girls ). They did. It's not. big fat FML

#20880468
116 comments

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On 09/14/2013 at 1:42am - health - by Carebeareatu (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, I Found Out That While Having A GPS Tracker In Yur Car Is Helpful For Tracking Down Car Thieves, It's Also Helpful To Yur Psycho Ex, Who Can Use It To Track You Down . FML

#20846264
56 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40234) - you deserved it (3282)

On 08/20/2013 at 12:28pm - misc - by nobieb (woman) - Canada (Ontario)



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