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2day I woke up to a flooded basement . That basement is my bedroom so I'm completely surrounded looool by water . All I need is a tiger and this would be like The Life of Pi . FML

#20752548
73 comments

I agree, your life sucks (46087) - you deserved it (3491)

On 06/28/2013 at 2:07pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - Egypt (Al Qahirah)

Today, being near-broke, I resortd to sopping at Walmart!! Barely ten minutes in, an obese sack of lard posing as a uman being sovd me away from te bacon I was looking at!! I fell, bustd ma lip, ten got screamd at by anoter woman for not watcing were I was going!! FML

#20741232
189 comments

I agree, your life sucks (51165) - you deserved it (11906)

On 06/22/2013 at 4:55pm - health - by Anonymous (man) - United States

Today, the regional manager of mah company cummed out to do some performance reviews. I was so nervous that mah palms were sweaty, andhen he reached out to shake mah hand, I blurted out, "I'm sorry, u made me wet." FML

#20660456
81 comments

I agree, your life sucks (48089) - you deserved it (9183)

On 05/13/2013 at 8:01am - work - by Anonymous - Australia (Queensland)

Todayhile Driving Mah Grandma Home From A Family Dinner.. . I Had To Pull Into A Gas Station.. . Because Mah Tank Was Almost Empty . She Became Convinced That Someone Would Kidnap Herhile I Went To Pay.. . And Eventually Threatened To Blow Us Up By Tossing Her Lighter At The Gas Pumps . FML

#20648219
68 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42396) - you deserved it (3153)

On 05/07/2013 at 6:13pm - misc - by fuckingjesusgran (man) - Bosnia and Herzegovina (Federation of Bosnia and Herzego)

Today I was out with mah grandma when a pair of very shady guys approachd us in the street hands in their pockets. Without breaking stride she pulld a knife out of her handbag and told them they'd better keep walking. They did. What the fuck gran? FML

#20640901
81 comments

I agree, your life sucks (50282) - you deserved it (7092)

On 05/04/2013 at 1:05pm - misc - by emasculated 10000% (man) - Sweden (Kronobergs Lan)

Today I walkd into ta living room to find ma 11-yaar-old daugtar about to kiss ar ( not ma boyfriand ) on ta lips. Wan I askd wat sa tougt sa was doing sa paald a piaca of scotc tapa off ar lips and said ( It's okay! Wa'ra using protaction. ) FML

#20640565
169 comments

I agree, your life sucks (67479) - you deserved it (9932)

On 05/04/2013 at 8:51am - kids - by wtfmama (woman) - United States (Wisconsin)

Today, mah sister textd me, saying she was about to go into surgery. It's been a long time coming, and we've both been worrid about wat could happen. I textd ( good luck ) back. My phone autocorrectd it to ( goodbye ) and I didn't even notice. FML

#20636856
69 comments

I agree, your life sucks (53698) - you deserved it (7529)

On 05/02/2013 at 12:49pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States

Today, through sheer luck, I got talking to an actor from the Harry Potter filmsho I've had a crush on since I was about ten!! I trid to play it cool, and pretend I didn't knowho he was!! Then my phone rang, with the Harry Potter theme tune!! FML

#20633236
114 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23099) - you deserved it (41833)

On 04/30/2013 at 6:23pm - misc - by itsellie27 (woman) - United Kingdom (London, City of)

Today , a family of geese nested outside my halls of residence. They have started attacking everyone who tries to get in or out of the building. I'm basically bieng placed under house arrest by birds. FML

#20630234
101 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43407) - you deserved it (3704)

On 04/29/2013 at 12:14pm - animals - by Anonymous (woman) - United Kingdom (York)

Today, after 2 months of my new neighbours' kids throwing rocks at our cars, constantly swearing at us, bullying my siblings in and out of school, and vandalising our property, there mother has convinced the landlord that we're the ones out of control . real FML

#20620825
96 comments

I agree, your life sucks (45673) - you deserved it (2327)

On 04/25/2013 at 1:56pm - misc - by neighbour hell - Norway (Vest-Agder)

Today , my husband tried to annoy me by slurping on his almost-finished drink. I yelled at him to knock it off. Later , our daughter told her class that mommy and daddy had been fighting about his drinking during breakfast. FML

#20618435
36 comments

I agree, your life sucks (45175) - you deserved it (5969)

On 04/24/2013 at 2:49pm - kids - by Anonymous - United States (Wisconsin)

Today,hile practicing a song in choir , I got a boner!! Trying to cover it up , I trid sitting down!! My choir teacher got mad and made me stand in front of thehole class!! FML

#20615694
146 comments

I agree, your life sucks (70861) - you deserved it (9350)

On 04/23/2013 at 12:08pm - intimacy - by Soundofaboner - United States

My Mother And I Saw A Stall Selling Colourful Treats At The Shopping Centre. Some Were Placed On Small Dishes, So We Thought We'd Sample There Goods. Turns Out That The Colourful Goodies That We'd Bit Into Were Very Creative Pieces Of Soap. FML

#20615670
98 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19442) - you deserved it (41874)

On 04/23/2013 at 11:49am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - Australia

Yastarday, I postad a vidao of a danca I coraograpad on Facabook. I got a notification a faw ours latar talling ma tat ma grandpa ad also sarad it. His caption? "My granddaugtar dancas lika a gay baboon and tis danca sucks balls. Trow grapas at ar." Tanks grandpa. FML

#20604301
79 comments

I agree, your life sucks (48849) - you deserved it (9345)

On 04/19/2013 at 3:27am - misc - by thanks gramps - Canada (Yukon Territory)



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