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Snow_Daisy
  • Town/Country : A-Town, United Stated
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Thursday 30 August 1990 (23 years)
  • Number of visits : 2431
  • Number of comments : 134
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About Snow_Daisy : My whole life could be considered an FML. Truth.

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Today, in class, I asked my teacher for a "rubber". I didn't realise that in America "rubber" doesn't mean "eraser", it means condom. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (51499) - you deserved it (6997)

On 01/22/2009 at 7:42pm - intimacy - by TheEnglishOne - United States (California)

Today, my 63-year-old neighbor jumped out of his window. I was the first to find him, alive, naked and stuck in a bush. I guess I shouldn't have laughed at him while waiting for the ambulance, because he was my landlord. FML

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On 10/13/2008 at 4:32am - misc - by Benji -



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