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Snow_Daisy

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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Thursday 30 August 1990 (25 years)
  • <3 status : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 3920
  • Number of comments : 134
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About Snow_Daisy : My whole life could be considered an FML. Truth.

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Snow_Daisy's favorite FMLs

Today, in class, I asked my teacher for a "rubber". I didn't realise that in America "rubber" doesn't mean "eraser", it means condom. FML

#2256
151 comments

I agree, your life sucks (64499) - you deserved it (8379)

On 01/22/2009 at 7:42pm - intimacy - by TheEnglishOne - United States (California)

Today, my 63-year-old neighbor jumped out of his window. I was the first to find him, alive, naked and stuck in a bush. I guess I shouldn't have laughed at him while waiting for the ambulance, because he was my landlord. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (42561) - you deserved it (23245)

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