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SnowFlakeInAK
  • Town/Country : Alaska, USA
  • Title : Madam
  • Birth Date : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 960
  • Number of comments : 171
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 3 posted

About SnowFlakeInAK : Want to know something? Ask me.
I am friendly, but I am allergic to bullshit!

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Today, my mom took a bright red sharpie and drew a red circle just above my breasts. She said, "If I can see this, ever, your shirt is either too low cut or too see through and it will be thrown away." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (25854) - you deserved it (10169)

On 10/13/2011 at 8:10pm - misc - by Cassandra (woman) - United States (Arizona)

Today, my husband got out of the shower, came downstairs naked screaming ''EMBRACE THE HARDNESS!!'' Little did he know, my step mother was sitting right there at the kitchen table. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (42380) - you deserved it (5389)

On 04/26/2011 at 1:28pm - intimacy - by Scarlett - United States (Washington)



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